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Nice one @yen_powell, did you find that one from your book ?

R.I.P. Astro I saw UB40 a couple of times back in the day, great band.

Nice one @yen_powell , that's a clip that I watch a lot on you tube

You better put your air conditioning on

Brilliant Fred. I find the lane by the quarry quite deceiving, I've had a few moments on my 950 through there but fortunately never hit the deck. I've been saying for years that they'll try to downgrade this lane eventually, they're putting a lot of effort into grading it, I think the bicycle warriors want it for themselves .

Lol, mine says 'no activity '

That looks ace up there, what sort of elevation is that ?

How do you do that ?

Blimey Pete, where do I start. Chocolate cams on Honda's, rotting brake calipers on Hondas and Kawasaki's , neutral switches falling part inside Suzuki engines (destroying them ), unreliable starter motors on Yamaha's . Those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head.

Doesn't surprise me one bit Terry. Google assistant is obviously much better than that useless twat 'Siri' , she doesn't understand the Bristol accent at all. In fact she's only any good when I ask her to make 'fart' noises

Not in a perfect world but all bikes have their weakpoints, the rockers were probably made by a contractor who cheaped out. The camshaft on my KTM had only done about 30,000 at the time it was replaced

Preventative maintenance Pedro, definitely a good thing I replaced one of the cams on my orange KTM 950 because the coating had started to pit.

Cheapskate, you've got to be worth a cow at least.................

That's what I thought you'd say but I didn't realise you could weld , top man what say you @XTreme

I just bought a book from France so I shall be spending my time reading it ................... well , when I say 'reading ' I probably mean 'looking at the pictures '

That's superb Fred, how did you fix the shaft to the pedal ?

I remember when some newbie on a Honda forum was ripping into me for having a KTM, he went on and on about how KTM parts were soooooooooooo expensive , blah, blah , blah I asked him what bike he had, he replied that he had an Africa Twin and that it was the best bike ever. I said to him , you're right mate, great bike.......... until you have to buy parts for it. He kept on calling me a liar about the cost of the parts , KTM parts are twice as expensive as Honda blah, blah , blah until another forum member pointed out that I worked for a main dealer and that selling Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Piaggio , Triumph and KTM parts was my job

How did it sound/feel Fred , I presume it passed the MOT ?

6 toes ?

I just type Welsh ginger dago and all those come up

What do you expect from a Ginger dago molester

I've come across unfinished roadworks like that in Spain, not much fun on your sportsbike but a good laugh for us on trail bikes. We were all on small/mid sized trail bikes and were passed by some Germans on smooth tarmac . They were quite rude in their riding and just sort of barged past us , cutting in at the last moment and stuff but we had the last laugh as we caught them up crawling along in the roadworks and belted past them , roosting them with gravel and dust

You need to get Tony the Tools round to remind you how you remove it