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Nice one Pedro, how much is a pork sandwich ? (asking for a friend)

Nice one Chris, i'd just have to go down there if that was me, what you say @Sir Fallsalot

The difference is that's a quality top box on a quality bike not a chinese knock-off on a chinese bike

Here ya go Rich......................

Nice one @yen_powell, did you find that one from your book ?

R.I.P. Astro I saw UB40 a couple of times back in the day, great band.

Where's the 'funny stories ' thread gone ? I can't find it .

Nice one @yen_powell , that's a clip that I watch a lot on you tube

That takes me back @yen_powell . Southend was almost my second home in the '90's . I used to do a lot of trips to Shoeburyness delivering ordnance and used to stay in a guesthouse on the sea front, can't remember the name now but the owner was the son of an Italian guy who fought with the allies in WW2. They were very proud of his choice not to stick with the Germans.

You better put your air conditioning on

Brilliant Fred. I find the lane by the quarry quite deceiving, I've had a few moments on my 950 through there but fortunately never hit the deck. I've been saying for years that they'll try to downgrade this lane eventually, they're putting a lot of effort into grading it, I think the bicycle warriors want it for themselves .

Lol, mine says 'no activity '

That looks ace up there, what sort of elevation is that ?

How do you do that ?

Blimey Pete, where do I start. Chocolate cams on Honda's, rotting brake calipers on Hondas and Kawasaki's , neutral switches falling part inside Suzuki engines (destroying them ), unreliable starter motors on Yamaha's . Those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head.

Doesn't surprise me one bit Terry. Google assistant is obviously much better than that useless twat 'Siri' , she doesn't understand the Bristol accent at all. In fact she's only any good when I ask her to make 'fart' noises

Not in a perfect world but all bikes have their weakpoints, the rockers were probably made by a contractor who cheaped out. The camshaft on my KTM had only done about 30,000 at the time it was replaced

Preventative maintenance Pedro, definitely a good thing I replaced one of the cams on my orange KTM 950 because the coating had started to pit.

Cheapskate, you've got to be worth a cow at least.................

That's what I thought you'd say but I didn't realise you could weld , top man what say you @XTreme

I just bought a book from France so I shall be spending my time reading it ................... well , when I say 'reading ' I probably mean 'looking at the pictures '

That's superb Fred, how did you fix the shaft to the pedal ?