boboneleg

Pissing down here. My wife has gone away with the girls for the weekend so my son will have to survive on whatever crap I manage to cook microwave

@Richzx6r is cheating, he got a professional photographer to take a photo of him. Mind you that photographer has had him over good and proper

visiting DBM's

That's a bit of bad luck. Have you got any trips in mind ? Pompeii is good but you need all day to see it properly. If you like a walk, a trog up Vesuvius is good

I think @Buckster could be right but wtf have you done to the weather ?

What a quaint term

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Channel Islands ?

@Buckster and @Marcel didn't mention that they went this year ..............................

Is that a R18 ????

Small willy syndrome

You took my quote slightly out of context there , One of the greatest bass lines in a pop song ever

What does Fiona's tail end look like ?

I remember stopping in Caerphilly many years ago and asked a guy for directions to Ystrad Mynach, the guy looked at me and wandered off saying 'English Twat'

Here ya go @Slowlycatchymonkey more wanky music and they’re Welsh, double whammy

So there ya go, we've been told !! Stop putting up wanky music or she'll be back

I'm back home now, I reckon I was probably three sheets to wind last night as I had to celebrate my birthday even though I'd forgotten about it. I must have got out of the tent at least four times to have a piss last night and it was feckin cold. Just had a great dinner cooked by my lovely wife. I'm going to stand for the two minutes silence at 20.00 hrs if for no other reason than to piss off @XTreme

We did trail riding today

We’re at the Ancient Briton

I think you need to get over it Pete but I suspect you’ll still be ranting about it in 10 years time

Camping, drinking, eating, riding , farting. Not necessarily in that order

That was the point I was trying to make @Pedro Most people here would use a tyre shop rather than go to a motorcycle dealer. Motorcycle shops here are generally not interested in fitting tyres. I fit my own but in the past when I have used a tyre shop I generally take the wheel off myself and then let them fit the tyre/tube.

So when you need new tyres you take your bike to a Motorcycle dealer/repair shop ?

Cheer, you miserable fecker Fred