boboneleg

@Six30 creeping up behind you in an abandoned building

Just seen this in a shop window

And back to the smut with a vengeance

I've seen one on Plummers Hill in Bristol where the twat had the lead going across the road from his house and everyone was driving over it .

Pretty bang on I'd say

Yebbut, your floorboards are only 3 inches off the ground

Oooooooooh you bugger. I haven't had one of those for a good while now. I'm loving all of that except the beans

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, why have you put yourself in the mange section Marcel , do you have something to tell us ?

Oh the irony

You get all the best jobs Fred

The bike almost sounds too good to be true. I predict that Ducati will sell shed loads of them , depending on the price .

I'd love to help you @Pedro but you may have seen my thoughts of using phones on bikes for navigation Try to talk to one of the scooter dudes who do deliveries (like Deliveroo) as they all seem to use phones so they must have something that works

It could well be that, Suzuki looms definitely deteriorate over time. That was usually the reason for selling my DR350's, mostly it was rot at the connectors. Check all the electrical connectors, give the wires a slight tug on all of them.

as opposed to you who has two legs but chooses to ride a big gay tractor

How tight were they on your balls

Wot Pedro said

The scoreboard had 4 floors, we used to wait until the scoreboard master ?? walked down to change the wickets on the second floor and we'd sneak up and change the score

Is the DR600 not playing ball either Ray ?

I was a late starter to spannering. I got a job with a second-hand car sales place when I was 21, my job didn't involve any of that at first but then I learnt how to pull bumpers, trim etc off cars ready for resprays. Soon I moved onto spraying itself but the one thing I really should have learnt was welding. Before long I was helping the mechanics as well and one day fitted a water pump on the works Escort Van. My boss was impressed but I used to do all that for £20 a week

Ah ha !!

I was at that game as well Clive, we won it the year before beating Bolton 3-0 so we were a bit pissed off at losing to Mansfield

Ok , if you've done that as well. How many floors were there in the scoreboard

At 14 I changed the scores on the Gloucestershire CC scoreboard so all the crowd didn't know what the fuck was going on