boboneleg

A while back we had a guy turn up at work on a Super Tenere, he was going to get a custom map on the dyno. As I helped to push his bike up the ramp I told him that his number plate was missing. He knew and had ridden up from Taunton like that (about 35 miles), when I enquired about him being worried about getting a pull from the police he said 'I am a policeman ' . You couldn't make it up

Just watch out for his 'mates '

I have a small(er) plate on my Donkey , legal size is 9x7'' . I have a 7x5'' but swap it out at MOT time.

Fuckmine, are you planning to do some off-roading

It was 17c today

They're impressive Bob

I've just finished this , it's 20 years old now so not current but shows you how engrained the Camorra (Naples Mafia) are in everyday life there.

and ginger

My geography teacher threw the board rubber at me once, it whistled past me ear at a rate of knots. I braved it out and told him he was a crap shot, I got a slap around the head in the way out of class

He'll need to learn how to dodge puddles ......................

Gay

Oh f*ck off, Bristolians rule ok , all you Welsh and English can go f*ck yourselves

Each to their own, that sort of noise does nothing for me

Paolo and my sister-in-law had the same problem with their arm after recent jabs. Paolo had flu and then pneumonia at the same time .

Tears for Fears still rocking it out in their sixties

I'm eligible but I'm on the fence at the moment . Not sure if I'll have another one .

He has balls but they're covered in mange.................... you all know what's coming next

Absolutely Fred

I agree Rich, I’ve never photoshopped anything, have used paint to crop a photo though

I used to get 25mpg in my RD250…… On a good day

Eat your heart out @yen_powell

@Buckster hasn't started on him yet

No offence Saul but I've seen lids in better condition than that after being used for 50 trail rides. Chuck it in the bin and buy a new one, your head is rather important .