I got pulled and taken into a room in Greece once after my bag had been through the X-ray machine. They made me open a little tub that I had in my bag but were very disappointed when they discovered that it just talcum powder
That's cos your bikes are frightened of hills, rivers, trees, valleys , lanes, etc. Your bikes don't like coming out of the van , scaredy bikes they are ...........
I'm voting for Pete, he's made the effort to get out and some lovely scenery there.....................
There's also the fact that it may just stop the whinging