Slowlycatchymonkey

Why's that had a fallout?

Only 20years? Pete would wring another 5-10 out of it yet

Sounds most excessive, did they provide free trauma counselling after?

I think I would have spent my time looking for another job

Any idea what page number?

I don't like helicopters full stop. My sister in laws ex husband got his license and offered everyone a spin. I googled are helicopters safe and it said 1.8 fatal crashes every 100.000 hours which isnt that bad but I still didn't fancy it, especially when it said one of the causes is inexperience!

The engineer who did Bristols helipad was a complete twot. When it was finished they realised it wasn’t strong enough to carry the weight of the large helicopters so now only certain light craft can land there! It also has no rails. Maybe it’s a bit of a risk if there’s a gust of wind with those hooklike legs?

Inflatable bar with an ice bucket?

Superb. Don't fancy that river crossing though!

Happy Sunday A ride somewhere dunno where yet, a bit of painting (hammerite on the outdoor cooking table) and then BBQ with everyone 🏍 Everyone wants Long Island Ice tea. I won't be partaking in those again for a minute or two Might post a pic of the juice squeezer though, it looks like a piece of machinery from pre industrial revolution, so heavy it needs sack trucks to move it and all for a tiny lime Was gonna post a gif of someone struggling to move something heavy but this gif came up and had to be posted, just how??!!!

Can't help but think "Calm down dear"

I can't see how he's so incredibly wealthy. Is it another house of cards waiting to implode? Or are the banks and investors in so deep they can't let it fail?

A friend of mine with a misspent youth had ACAB badly tattooed across his fingers (you know the Indian ink and needle look). He said it wasn't his finest career move and caused him a lot of grief. When I asked why he still hadn't had it covered over he just shrugged

Yep when theres a solid response Ill say hi until then meh. Not that sort of solids you freaks

True true. But Tony tools who likes mobikes could help pick up and return the spawn of the devil into your life can also drive 5 mins up the road n get you a mobike to make up for all the shite he's passively agreed to let into your life

be honest, its there and back, there might be a puddle

OMG thats over an hour away, that is so ridiculously far FAR away

Dry sausage? What is this dry sausage you speak of?

Not a fan of oily sausage.. I think that may sound so much worse than I intend it to

I suddenly don't feel very well

Would you like me to bring you over one slightly used Himalayan, its race style ergonomics, performance tuned 140 bhp engine and rock solid engineering are a sure fire winner.

Fair point

What you doing on here, youre supposed to be inflating a paddling pool!