Slowlycatchymonkey

ps I am getting rid of a bike, the Mutt as soon as its fixed n MOT'd. Don't want to cos someone needs to keep up the Chinese bike ownership side of things but I've run out of room and it doesn't get ridden.

Well Pete try not fannying around so much, see whats available and buy something, its pretty pain free and takes about a day

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

I might be going to pick up a new mobike, if it happens pics will be incoming Shall I start a mystery bike thread? Probably far too close to the pick up date for it to qualify as excruciating enough

LS2 or Gericke or Ixon?

All about perspective. It was just under an hour when I looked and to me (and the majority of non puddle dodging bikers ) thats not far.

I’d say that’s not that far from Swansea.

Precisely but the real posh fucks go to Bluestone Parks in Wales. Not that far from Swansea I believe.

I really don't like Centre Parcs. Most of the children at my sons school would have a week there so we went along 3 or 4 times. So overpriced, poor food, like going on holiday at a sports centre. They wring every penny they can out of you and if you don't book activities early (which you have to pay a lot more for) you won't get on them. But the boys loved it and had a great time so it was kind of worth it. I can't see any appeal in it for adults.

They haven't disappeared completely. LS2 took over the factories, the staff and network to produce clothing thats very good quality for the low price tag. I'd like a posh textile jacket but everyone I try doesn't beat my cheap LS2 and its a better fit, its annoyingly good

Well thats your algorithms screwed for the next 10 years

Depends on the weather. If today was the only good riding day weather wise Id sack off Longleat and go for a ride. If the forecast is good and you can ride tomorrow, day after etc Id go do Longleat.

Tens of thousands of people transported every day. A belgian guy has just done the same thing. Twats will be twats. Is a universal language

Can't be Luke thats too boring

Umm Im a bit afloat on this one cos in-spite of attending not one but two religious schools the only name that stuck out was Lazarus. and that would be a nuts thing to call a kid?!

Hoho, let us know what its like being middle cut fillet amongst some lumps of chuck

Anywhere or Swansea?

They also almost every episode smacked someone over the head so hard they'd lose consciousness, have no brain damage or further problems and get up (just after they left) n walk away

Im pretty sure from your description of previous girlfriends you have more experience off rotting fish than most..

goddam I missed a T. a Mister T. Mr T.. Mr T always trumps pedantry (no I dont mean the strangely orangutanged former president)

You're a rare fish for so many reasons. That single paragraph encapsulating a lot of why But Im still left wondering how the hell you guessed that middle name?!

Do you? Honestly most of these crumbly lightweight bike owners barely qualify as people who ride bikes. Shit hang on Ive jus realised I rarely post any of the stuff

Thats just superb. Sometimes you just surpass yourself. A dizzying experience I presume?!

Thats it after a stella input? Narcissist.