Slowlycatchymonkey

Im guessing your saying she was Bonnie…

My son reminded me earlier that on Christmas Day I hook kicked my mums dog in the face! I forgot all about it, she has a rescue dog thats got a nasty side and when my son broke into a run down the hallway it started growling and baring its teeth before launching into a run after my boy- it wasnt going to end well. The shock stopped it in its tracks. Feel a bit bad about it now but what you gonna do? She had one of those DNA tests done on it and its part Staffie, part Vizsla, part Rottweiler and part Doberman. Cant imagine a worse combo, reckon I got off lightly! And its called Bonnie

I could see it was pixelated without zooming in but yer cors I did

No new restrictions here before new year.

Is that a Lego Pterodactyl?

No topbox…

Lovely. But now I need a nap!

Yer rot n death is stinky!

Ah I as imagining some sort of plane bilge I didnt know about

What is space A?

They cant people inclined in that direction are always saving them for when they get on an aeroplane.

Its great isnt it, I do like to see a bit of happy

Bugger! Hope you stay symptom free

Salobrena is looking pretty appealing right now. Might do Christmas in Spain next year just to see if Christmas in sunshine feels a weird as it sounds.

Morning minger losers and happy Boxing Day Love Boxing Day cant wait for the cold cuts, pickles and bubble n squeak

MERRY CRIMBO HAVE A GOOD ONE

Goodnight lovelies. Don’t forget over the coming year that you twatishly passed up on the bona fide gem of a top banana @Grasshopper's Ride as your MOTY and voted for a lightweight halfwit. Minger losers vote wisely next year.

Was a turn around from the offset Pete. Different vibe from better folk.

That’s lovely Sofia. Lovely and sad. I adore your bright side. Merry Crimbo

Merry Christmas you psycho

Oh balls the pressures of expectation.

You lot have got me in trouble for looking at my phone rather than Christmas eveing with everyone. Will seek treatment in the new year

What that hell another tatty award for the downstairs loo

I did!