Slowlycatchymonkey

Hehehe A dictionary that can’t spell 1. Degrating term to describe girlfriends

Nah my repertoire is vast and I shift gears quick. WTF am I saying. I knew having a sherry wasn’t a good iidea!

I’m afraid to ask who Julie is?

Woah brutal, I’m all about the peace, love n (bike riding in the) sunshine man

I wouldn’t assume that about my number one fan

Gonna be waay busy same as yesterday yet somehow I find moments to check in on here, yesterday I went to type my password into the online banking and starting typing motorc..

Soy fries? What are these delights?

Im shocked anyone would vote for me, if your one of them please PM me so I can forward your details to a good psychologist

There’s a picture of him and his bezzie Farage wearing a Panama hat at some event and someone posted “is it just me or do these guys look like the baddies from Indiana Jones?” This pic would fit well with it

Do you know the man still has his childhood nanny.

Do you have to have the equivalent of MOT (vehicle safety inspection) over there? Would the horn have to be working to pass?

Another one who vociferously campaigned for Brexit then moved his business out of the UK. Him and Dyson can do one… I’ll keep the hairdryer though

Pass the blame and dont blame me..

Apart from in your house where your wife’s kind enough to hide it from your diabetic arse.. in the laundry

A great car and a lovely tribute to someone loved

Does anything any of them say matter to anyone anymore? NOPE

Double eww

Not sure about the hat choice.. the smoking .. the perm, the temperament or the wisdom of heeled boots on a cobbled street.. apart from that

So damn cool. Mr Slowlys sister was a successful rally driver- for a bit until life did its thing. Lost the the tips of her fingers out of the window when she rolled a car, very careless

Cool

Eww

Six might learn a lot but we’ll all suffer

I dont reckon six lost them, I think Buckster gained them by upping his game with pikey retard type commentary. You gotta admire the skill.

I got this far and was imagining members of your staff balanced on the back of a bike, I thought hmm Yen must be carry a shitload of stuff, I would have thought a person or two would weigh a lot more than a bit of luggage, then again he’s probably good at guessing load bearing Doh

Or a gravel trap