Slowlycatchymonkey

Sounds like a possibility. The only comfort I can offer is... err.. well a surprising number of people who don't tend to suffer with nasty coughs do a fantastic job of screwing their back up while hacking and umm well if it's just your stomach muscles that hurt then doing the horses has probably protected you from slip disc horror. Cold comfort but that's the best I've got

Almost exactly the same as flu

I knew she wouldn't arrive empty handed. Although I thought it would just be a sour face and childish demeanour Sure it's flu? The next number Covid is doing a fine job flooring peeps at the mo! Everyone I know (apart from in this house currently) is ill.

I so hope so

Evnin' all. Hope you had a good one. Everyones still bloody here, I have a feeling the mass catering will have to continue into the new year Wotcha get then? Anything good?

Congrats Mr B Well deserved

Happy Christmas Eve ️ I left the decorating to the boys, two days ago the youngest managed to put the tree up, looking at the state of them this morning I reckon this could be our full Christmas set up this year

Nothing we don't already know.

You had loads until Pete starting up with his vote fixing again.

Everyone finished work and went the the pub at lunchtime. I'm done making Christmas cooking hard for myself by adding in an almighty hangover so I'm having a lovely time supposedly doing some of the enormous list of jobs but instead I've been peacefully drinking tea and watching tv, its been my favourite Christmas so far Oh and might not have mentioned to some rels we're not in Spain for Christmas this year after all so no twat relatives on Christmas Day. I consider this one of my greatest victories.

If they stick it out in Madrid. Madrid is more like London than the rest of Spain, different pace, outlook and costs. And how are things going to go when their interpreter/free travel/free childcare has disappeared? It'll be back to Poland or back to where living was easier....

Wishing you n your wife really the very best of luck. There will be drama but if you look past that you're getting to spend Christmas Day with your grandkids. Couldn't have imagined that last year

Did you get enough food to fill a whale sized hole?

I always liked a bit of bare faced lairy but that's so dumb criminal, they didn't cover their faces at all even though face masks are normal now, they didn't take wire cutters with them which is hard to believe, has to be drugs.

Theres a pill for that. Or a diet but I've seen pics, you don't need a diet Oh soz missing tools, you mean the 10mm socket

I just went on Facebook, it's made me feel unwell. I clicked the thumbs up thing on the first few pics I saw but they didn't stop. Am I missing something, it just seems to be people I previously liked displaying shallow vanity like it's something to be attained

I've had my fair share of men who are incapable of selecting the right tool for the job.

There's sauce available? Where? Yer will stop watching crap tv and posting at the same time. But this is my only day off for a while sooo

Finally something sensible

TBF zzzak is involved so it was a reasonable assumption

Ooops to anyone who read my last post before I deleted it I thought I was looking at TOTY not MOTY

And what's a downy? Down syndrome, someone from the downs, a downer?

Bit rude.