Slowlycatchymonkey

You had loads until Pete starting up with his vote fixing again.

Everyone finished work and went the the pub at lunchtime. I'm done making Christmas cooking hard for myself by adding in an almighty hangover so I'm having a lovely time supposedly doing some of the enormous list of jobs but instead I've been peacefully drinking tea and watching tv, its been my favourite Christmas so far Oh and might not have mentioned to some rels we're not in Spain for Christmas this year after all so no twat relatives on Christmas Day. I consider this one of my greatest victories.

If they stick it out in Madrid. Madrid is more like London than the rest of Spain, different pace, outlook and costs. And how are things going to go when their interpreter/free travel/free childcare has disappeared? It'll be back to Poland or back to where living was easier....

Wishing you n your wife really the very best of luck. There will be drama but if you look past that you're getting to spend Christmas Day with your grandkids. Couldn't have imagined that last year

Did you get enough food to fill a whale sized hole?

I always liked a bit of bare faced lairy but that's so dumb criminal, they didn't cover their faces at all even though face masks are normal now, they didn't take wire cutters with them which is hard to believe, has to be drugs.

Theres a pill for that. Or a diet but I've seen pics, you don't need a diet Oh soz missing tools, you mean the 10mm socket

I just went on Facebook, it's made me feel unwell. I clicked the thumbs up thing on the first few pics I saw but they didn't stop. Am I missing something, it just seems to be people I previously liked displaying shallow vanity like it's something to be attained

I've had my fair share of men who are incapable of selecting the right tool for the job.

There's sauce available? Where? Yer will stop watching crap tv and posting at the same time. But this is my only day off for a while sooo

Finally something sensible

TBF zzzak is involved so it was a reasonable assumption

Ooops to anyone who read my last post before I deleted it I thought I was looking at TOTY not MOTY

And what's a downy? Down syndrome, someone from the downs, a downer?

Bit rude.

So she did then

Oh she turned you down

SINNER

I'll be honest I like the bike but I like it because I like the build quality, BMW feel solid and know how good they can be to ride, I don't however think it's particularly aesthetically pleasing, parents always think their child is special.. unless they don't but thats a whole other story nice shot.

You can but unless highly skilled don't be surprised when it doesn't penetrate and buckles.

Yer so what was this Marcel ice cream thing then? I don't get it. She bought him ice cream he likes to demonstrate she cares but it gave off psycho vibes and he fled? Fair enough. Or it was a nice gesture and he's a commitment phobe? Such a long time for such a dull answer excellent TOTY play

you ride what again?

You see some days it really wudda been worth turning up for work

No longer oppressed cos I left.. I ran.. I RAAAANNN far far away to a place where people didn't take the piss.. oh wait no I'm here.