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God put those molecules together bud...she's another blessing in this life from above. That's awesome news!

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Been out obsessively washing things again. Just went out to wash the seagull shite off the Mrs’s X3 but got carried away. Knackered now and prolly have sunstroke.

Fair play to you @Saul, apart from riding on country lanes I nearly always felt vulnerable on my Van Van . 125cc is not for me.

An oldie but a goody

I used to work for an Engineering firm where the Drafters had 3 screens at each station....pretty cool for drafting. Gamers love that type of stuff.

Just getting back from my son's place , not sure exactly what's the English term you guys use...it was my Brue birthday today..brought a card and a birthday cake...he was telling a wyll back he was building himself a computer..he's in to gaming I guess...I was blown away..not sure exactly what I was looking at..but it looks powerful...can you imagine the trouble I would get into with something like that...all I know its liquid cooled...lol.

I know a guy who breeds pyrenean mountain dogs. They are bloody huge , he says they were bred to guard sheep from wolves and bears. Lovely dogs but you'd need a shovel and a bucket to clear up after them.

You are basically a cordon bleu chef, @Pedro could learn a lot from you.

Fuck off, what facts, the photo says it all. You are a fine one to speak about judgement with all of the offensive bollocks you post on here. I have no issue for the need to kill a large predator in the wrong environment for genuine reasons. It's the need to display the trophy photos that I think speaks volumes about the individual. It's the same as those cunts that kill elephants so they can post with its cut off tail. It's pathetic.

Out and about on the tiddler this morning. Did the Fowey cross loop and throughly enjoyed it. Only time I felt a bit vulnerable was joining the A390 when it’s lack of acceleration feels abit exposed. Bouncing around between 4th and 5th gear preserving momentum is fun . Who would have thought getting the most out of 11 BHP ant 40 to 60 mph could be so. Only thing that does need planning is the lack of braking compared to the other bikes. Sky tip in the distance.

This is a first I absolutly agree with every word of that.

Only impotent men hunt for sport, the unnecessary destruction of nature serves no purpose other than to make weak individuals feel powerful for a moment before returning to real life where they are back to being the limp wristed scared little punks that they really are.

It’s new to him and will be again tomorrow.

Yeah I completely get what you mean, for a radius of around 5 miles of where I live it's all 20,30 and 40 mph and the 125 is fine for that but when you get on a main road I do feel very vulnerable. Not sure if I will keep the bike much after the summer but I don't want to get rid before Shadow has a chance to change her mind. She hasn't been out the house on her own for months but I am hoping she will work past that at some point. I want the bike here if she does. In the mean time I will keep it clean and used for local errands.