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He can’t answer, he has just been arrested for hate speech for his post.

Paddy, a journalist, goes to Afganistan for a documentary on "life in Afghanistan"..after the American exit.. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village. The old man smiled and began: "One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We had so much fun that day!" Paddy realised that he couldn't publish such a story so he asked the old man if he had another happy story. The old man smiled again and started all over again: "Once, my neighbours wife got lost in the mountains. As per our tradition, all of the village's men gathered to drink vodka and then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbours wife. We had great fun that day!" Well.. Paddy couldn't publish that story either and therefore asked: "Don't you have a story that is less happy; something... umm ... sadder?" The old man's smile faded. His eyes welled up..... In a sad, soft voice he began: "One day I got lost in the mountains

If i was in power there would be some *ucking changes, and fast as well. Just try and ask a Guberment man how much money it costs to pay EX: guberment and Ex MP,s pensions...???

Sold to a private equity firm with strong links to China.

I wouldn’t know, I was born in England, born and bred….. oh shit, the police are at the door.

You should be: they have lost money ever since they took control. Buy a triumph

Me too … but only if you get rid of road tax for bikes and you get whoever maintains to lovely smooth main roads in France to come do ours.

Well you can count on my support. Kayz1 for P.M.

The trouble causers are away at his majesties pleasure

I think the politicians, insurance services and utility companies have crime pretty much sorted over here.

Ooo you cruiser Fags are on a hair trigger today

Last one I did was may last year, I still have the bike and will be sorting out the oil leak though I will most likely sell that to pursue drag racing as I prefer drag racing to short track

Possibly the worst disc I've changed in my working life. Strangely, the other side had the seized caliper and had been hot but nowhere near as bad as this one.