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I do know you're a legend in your own lunch box.

I hope your dog shits in your bed.

https://share.google/54L7wzLE24GLD9iyn Something like this I expect....

Probably gave the tester a kiss, it's a Honda thing.

You are a shit joiner as well as a shit mechanic.

Anyone can get those, just send your money and you get whatever certification you want. You are so good you take your bike around in a trailer.

Maybe you will do that type of work better, let's face it you can't be worse carpenter than you were a mechanic.

You hope this public humiliation sets him right, @Saul?

So its taller than you?

Aye and then it will be car meets with hairdressers.

we need a video of you talking ...what you say @Clive

Ya Think?.....

Bribery?

You could have fitted it at 3.5 and you'd have been able to walk underneath without risk of banging you're bonce, also its wonky

Increase the price by 50 quid if you get some interest

Suck Bang Squeeze Blow Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

Sounds like Friday afternoon special. Good choice on the extended warranty though. I don't blame you for getting them to do the work, I wouldn't trust you to change a park plug.

No the Dear Boy (Odie) does not have one care, he knows the whole family will forgive him pretty much anything. Cherished old pup.

Im and expert on many subjects Saul..lol....Im so good in fact... when I win and argument with Buck...he deletes my threads...

Rig up a claymore next to the turds and when it shits there again hey presto no more fox shit

Did you get a free sombrero with that.

Actually my Older daughter did something like that when she was 3 but that was 17 years ago now. I think I will reminder her later.

Thought clarity was important

She's coming home !!!

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically. "How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist. "Six pence" says the chemist. "How much for a new one?" "Ten pence" says the chemist. The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging. A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout. The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face. "The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."

thats human shit .... you weirdo saul

spent much of today ( and most of last night) on the phone with daughter No.2b who is massively unhappy at uni the other side of the country ( lucky that walking around with a phone to my ear is normal practice at work) I also have man flu so am obviously at death's door.

Got a bit of a cold at the mo. Got the normal thick head but shit I feel knackered. Maybe I'll have a nap too.

Passed no advisories. Never in doubt.

And presto....didn't even have to pull out the sledge hammer...