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Nothing new for you.

I remember hearing about you back then. Monsoon Marcel they called you, they had a song and everything.

You’re a twat

That tache is gayer than a night out with Freddie Mercury .............

Sofia’s got a kitchenaid that would destroy that Busa as well. It’s orange!

I’m sure you won everything, you and Rich are the forum experts on everything.

Are inches inches bigger than just inches?

It's time for July's Bike Of The Month, and this month we've got the following seven entries, including some surprise wildcard entries!!! @boboneleg's Yamaha WR250X, always giving the little Yamaha a good dirty workout. @Buckster's Harley Davidson FLHX Street Glide (I had to look up the model name twice!) @Catteeclan's Yamaha Tracer 900 GT. It's a brave new world! @JustaPor's Honda CB750 Hornet, in stealth plate mode riding into California, Portugal!!! @Marcel's KTM 950 Adventure, adventuring close to water! @Nute's Yamaha MT09, looking mean in it´s first entry to BOTM. @Saul's Honda CB750 Hornet. Saul always delivering and living the motorcycle lifestyle, perfect landscape, perfect sky. You have one vote, the poll will close automatically on the 31st at 21:00.

surely you must want his dog chair ...............

Video and/or a timing slip or it didn't happen.

Went to the market today, to buy some grouper for dinner tonight. Took pictures while waiting for my fish because I know @boboneleg appreciates a nice market. A nice looking conger, I had to look up the name as we call them Safio. Black swordfish from the deepest waters of Madeira, and mackerels: Sardines are great this year, sadly too smelly to cook inside at home and ray

It’s a nice bike, but usually they don’t value the shorter version though.

They’re more expensive when the store isn’t in a corner? And also, you idiot, you thought we would give you botm to make up for cancer?

In a small village just outside Dublin, Big Paddy, the not-so-bright farmer’s boy, wanted to earn a bit of extra cash over the summer. So he decided to offer his services around the village as a “handy man.” He knocked on the door of a fancy house and asked the owner, “Any odd jobs needin’ doin’?” The man thought for a moment and said, “Well, I could use someone to paint the porch. How much would you charge?” Paddy beamed. “How about £50?” “Deal!” said the man. “The white gloss paint and brushes are in the garage.” His wife, overhearing from the kitchen, whispered, “That's a lot of work - does he realize the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man shrugged. “Let’s not judge - it might teach the eejit a lesson.” A few hours later, Paddy knocked on the door again. “All done!” he said proudly. “And I even had enough paint left for two coats!” The man, impressed, handed him £50 and threw in a £10 tip. “Thanks very much!” said Paddy. “Oh - and by the way, it’s not a Porch... it’s a Mercedes.”

I wondered what had happened with your love affair with Freddy.

Ok got it...now the case...ive got s24 Samsung...sorry im such and idiot...lol

I agree if I was in the market for that type of thing it would be the Honda. Especially if it’s true that there is a 500cc GB in the pipeline

Conger is very meaty, usually used for fish stews.

You still going on about this?

I've gone for @Marcel's KTM . If he wins it might stop all the inane shite for a while .................

I think the 'Bantam' name is a bit of a mistake as they have nothing in common with the original Bantam. I'm sure there are ;ots of other names they could have used , B31 & B32 for example 185kg ??? and why does it need a 150 section rear tyre ? . It does look the part though but then again I think the Honda CB350 looks better

Me in 1994...lol...must haven't weigh more than 150 lbs..lol

I've caught Conger in the past but never eaten it . I like the look of those Riscado , we call them Red Snapper.

It does depend to some extent on the point at which the bike is able to produce max power, because it will be a specific rev range, and the riders ability to keep it in that max power band whilst working up through the gears…tho if it’s 0-60 yours prob easily does that in first gear

No that was because it was you not because of your sled

Might be faster than a Hayabusa

That’s a sign of inbreeding, common in those small towns in Canukistan.

Oh shit that's expensive...I almost feel guilty of telling you what I pay...32 dallors taxes in..for a carton...8 packs...4 bucks a pack...

Close to water @Pedro ...ive couldn't have jumped that river if I wanted to...with over 10 inches inches of suspension travel... 30 years ago....lol.

oh yea...

Surrender Monkey?

Banning the use of phones to use in a a car as a sat nav .... is it going to be the same for bikes. bollox any way.. if a car has a built in sat nav whats the difference than having your phone in a cradle/holder

I'm a lot taller than you, you're a midget.

That’s a pretty bike!

Took a ride through to Glasgow to pick up some rocker gaskets, I'm definitely missing the parts guy at Edinburgh Harley, the guy at West Coast Harley is a feckless cunt. I will just get my parts online from now on. Popped into Infinity Motorcycles while I was in Glasgow to have a look at mesh jackets, found a Rev'It that fits my gibbon arms but it was white, ordered a grey one from them instead which was on special for less than a ton. Took the long way back. Did about 135 miles in total.

You have no idea ...you married a millionaire....

yeh sure... number 12 fuck off you bender street,

quit what ? looking like a raving homosexual.... thats with him for life.

Did you get a @Buckster driving?

The voting thread will be released this evening. Last chance for a late submission. I am evaluating not accepting two submissions. @Nute's as it looks like he took the picture right in front of his garage, and @Six30's, as something looks weird about it.

Not me, I was put in charge of making this place family friendly, not turning it into “don’t ask don’t tell” night on the dorm room.

Iam going to use my bus pass for the 1st time ever tomorrow, we are taking our granddaughter into town, it will pass a hour or 2.