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Sounds like she got a taste of what it's like to be a REAL biker....a bit of a reality check if you will. A cold backside is just the tip of the iceberg... Oh the fun to be had riding in the elements though....

Another trip over to to Davidstow this morning. Forecast was okish but by the time we had been there for 20 minutes the rain started. Forgot to take any water proofs so we got wet. Shadow ploughed on but after 40 minutes she had had enough. Rode up to me stop and said ; ”‘I’m out, all the water is running off the tank back onto my Fanny, my Fanny is wet and cold and I can’t take anymore.” Now this practically floored me and I genuinely nearly pissed myself laughing, much to her disgust . I did suggest her saying her crutch was wet next time, but I’m not sure she got it. I rode home chuckling all the way. I was laughing and told her mother what she said. Shadow didn’t like that either.

I wouldn't stop her from joining here but I don't think there is much here to interest her, she does look at what I post about her, so no secrets. She doesn't like me using her name online hence why I call her Shadow. She is currently in her room falling out with Alexa who is apparently a dumb bitch

A cold fanny must be the worst! You’re never going to invite her to register here, are you?

Another day over Davidstow with Shadow, hoping it will be uneventful. Going down to Portreath this evening with my aged Fowey Biker buddies, of course Shadow as well.

Put the SCL500 next to that and i would have to sit down and think about which one offends my eyesight more

Getting nowhere with replacing this relay, blown 3 fuses already.

Something like this is what Honda should be building instead of reviving that grotesque pile of plastic and metal, its the tank and frame design that fucks it up for me and that is what stays the same on every variation of it. https://www.adventurebikerider.com/article/custom-honda-crf500l-build/

Better in blue …

We’ve got this HP4 in for work on the dyno today. What a fantastic looking bike

Nice one , I think that's the one where I thrashed your blue dildo isn't it ?

@boboneleg out again ..

Use the bus lane

I had a few other priorities at the time than pulling my phone out. This is what I was trying to get running, mine isn’t fixed to a kart, but maybe one day

We have the National Eisteddfod in the town here this year and even though i'm happy it is here i was dreading the traffic problems it's bad enough at normal times but i have been pleasantly surprised the extra busses and trains they have put on has really worked i'd go as far as to say the traffic is less than normal Could have done with Saul here i think LOL https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cw5yy63pxexo

Twasn't her backside more frontside she was referring to. . Probably not the most demure statement from her but to the point as always. She is a tough cookie though and will get used to the rigors of biking I am sure.

Fanny has a slightly different meaning in the UK to the US!

@Marcel le Moose Fondler is it the worst when your fanny gets wet ?

Behold … beautiful

Gave up, run out of fuses.

A much better blue than ...................

Waiting .................

no bob ..no you didnt ... only dildo you trash is ...

That bike is never going to look any good no matter how many variations they create, put that engine in a proper trail bike you twats

Just got back from a 100mile trip, down to Portreath for a coffee on the beach. I went with Shadow on the CBF600 Andy on his Tiger 1200 and Martyn on his V85TT. Some absolutely determined ponies intent on the greenest grass. After the coffee we decided to take the coast road west down through Ilogan and on to Hayle. Some stunning views. After Hayle stopped for fuel the back across Carnon Downs to the A30 then a blast back to Innis Downs and home. Such a bonus that Gary and his 1973 Bonnie couldn’t make it and we weren’t stuck at 70mph because of his vibrating eyeballs . Bitchy I know but it made a pleasant change to make some progress on a near empty A30. Andy’s Tiger is a bloody quick bike, Martin and I struggled to stay with him in sections. He backed off sensibly but we still made good time home. Apparently Shadow is struggling with numb butt after a whole day in the saddle along with getting wet. She will toughen up I’m sure.

St Ives harbour yesterday.

Total sense to drive on the left, you need to be able to use your sword on anyone coming in the opposite direction The Japanese know this

Learn something new everyday..... make the same kind of sense as driving on the left/WRONG side of the road.

Don’t throw a mirror in the mix.

The deep fried Mars Bar is for dessert. This was delicious though.

It's looking good.

I wouldn't swap my 2022 CB500F for that! Same engine, heavier, smaller fuel tank, older suspension and brakes (same as in the older CB500F models it seems). Not for me, thank you!

You eye exam is overdue

I really like the look of those front ends with the two different lights.

Okay busa.

I suppose it's in the eye of the beholder but I like it. Could do with some decent clocks but for local on road bimbling about I think it makes sense.

Beautiful song, not sure that's the best I have heard it sung I used to sing in choir with a retired farmer, called Taff (Erfyl Jones), thunderous bass. To hear hing sing Calon Lan was something special, in fact he taught me.

A third one?

Fringe is on here, traffic is fucked.

Is the dildo a triple?

Isn't that more trailer park Mexican probably explains the shocked look on your power outlets

I reckon if they brought them here for that price they would sell hand over fist. Some decent tyres and there would be a lot of fun to be had.