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Sat in the sunshine ☀ putting in bedding plants I must keep the wife away from B&M,s gardening section, it always means more gardening for me.

Can’t even see mass air flow sensor … know where it roughly should be and what it looks like … cant find nothing on the net where its exact location is … im going to phone my mechanic fella … the cunts hard to get hold of though , he’s pretty much stoned all the time, he only turns up if i tell him I got lemonade , chocolate biscuits and crisps .

Halfords contact cleaner, just don’t touch the sensor inside, rinse it out until it runs clear then let it dry for an hour before putting it back on.

Been bimbling with my Shadow. Took her for a McTreat.

Thought they were pretty quick when up in the revs.

I’m in the garage, Yoda just said ‘wrong way you are doing that’

Is that badass biker who just rode a motorcycle into a bar wearing ladies' boots?

It’s the idle screw, it is a cable operated throttle, it even has a thumb wheel on it.

You know you could do it yourself at home and spare both you and the nurse the suffering

To be fair when the revs are up it's off like a stabbed rat. I suppose I'm always comparing it to my Hornet which takes off much lower in the rev range so feels much faster.

Cold and raining .... poxy weather

Been out polishing my Italian turd this morning. Just cracked 800 miles since I bought it two weeks ago. All good so far. No rocket but really good for commuting.

And Ronaldo crying cause he missed a pen …. Really , pull yourself together man

Portugals keeper.. well done sir

i had just bunny hopped it over that big log..

That's because you are fat.

I want to be 15 years younger and have a spare £20,000 in my pocket

That probably wasn’t the highlight of his day, neither

ive come indoors now ... i'll have another look tomorrow

Any help for you

yeh..know what it looks like and roughly where it should be , cant see it

Bold of you to assume their gender.

Virtually everything is made in Thailand now and most assembly is done there now as well other that the Rocket, Daytona and Tiger Explorer which are assembled in the UK from parts made in Thailand. For some reason though all the cranks for all Triumphs worldwide are made in Hinckley.

Apart from the 400, Triumphs sold in Europe are supposedly assembled in the UK. Parts are made all over the world, though.

No, twatism!

Think he's past worrying about national team money, by now.

Missed out on his goal bonus

It’s okay, it’s clear you are one of those people that are not mechanically minded so you cannot work basic stuff out even when there is a clear photo. When you see this you just think it is some sort of magic where the rest of us see what it is, just as well you are not a mechanic, your customers would be fucked.

If they can get the price under £4500 then it could sell, otherwise people will get the Triumph.

Looks like a blast Eric!....Man, I love Montana....can't wait to go back.

Sad, very sad and sorry meals, though. At least you have something to look forward to when the snow comes.

“I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself”

Gay.

It looks mean in that shot

Check this RV out - he removed the fifth wheel assembly and added a winch to pull his side by side on to the back. Roof rack for wind boards and off he goes. Kinda cool ...

I was cold as fook....

The Big Blue Turd ....

Got high in the hills of Montana on Sunday, Not many others out today...

It was pretty nice but had some real rough places as well. Hope to find more today

This is the stuff, not a ride to Starbucks with a snow mobile and some random guy in a car, come on you lot, get your act together, Eric spends two thirds of the year snowbound and rides more than most of you put together, brings us epic reports like this, rebuilds his bike using an elastic band and a toothbrush, dodges law enforcement, drinks warm beer and eats rattle snakes for breakfast. Meanwhile you lot are worried that you have the wrong air in your tyres.

Love that nice dirtroad!

Nice one Eric, great vistas as usual. Todd needs to buy a lottery ticket

More pics later as we get into Montana.....

Todd got popped for 94 mph in a 65 mph zone....and the cop let him off with a friendly warning. Lucky fucker....

Could see into the valley that we were descending into....

Nah , you’re so obviously 5’5’’ with size 4 boots

Closer to 1400lbs when you are on it you fat cunt.