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Weather app said it would rain at 11am but it didn't start until five past. I pay £5 a year for that, I expect better.

Just fired up the biolite for hot water and now sat in the sun drinking my coffee. Lunch with my youngest later.

i was thinking the same...

Totally agree has to be done and theres some truly great stuff. I’ve watched Jay Leno’s garage chats more than once. He has an awesome collection. Apparently he’s not a bad chat show host either? I didn’t quite get the response from Mr Slowly about Leno’s garage I was expecting but I assume everyone knows about it! However we are already discussing what bikes we’d use n how to do it, before now it looked like something I’d have to make happen just for me but he’s well on board with the idea

no i was actually support act for The Stones that night ... me and mick bought Mars Bars after.

Something nice - Have been talking for a while about going to America and riding about a bit. Little bits of info have been slowly piling up in my 'Ride America' file but it's way off at the moment. Maybe 2025 maybe not, all depends on how things are here. Today my Texan friend who is a bit of a petrol head said he has a very good friend that has worked for Jay Leno for 30 years and if I was going to Los Angeles and I'd like to he could arrange for me to see his collection. How cool would that be. Makes me want to go right now! I didn't say the highlight will be the Evel Knievel museum but I was tempted

He forgot his photo of you

Well my day currently consists of giving the jag it's annual service in readiness for the drive down south this time next weekend it's been 14k miles since I last did it and the service me now light has been on for a good while so today I relented and I'm giving it what it wants

So you're stuck in a tent in the pissing rain, in England, and you're on a Harley?

But no clingfilmed men in your camera roll enabling me to postulate you're in the closet

Only one I could find showing a bit of leg …

Hey fatty! You need to add your weight not subtract it.

Just done the numbers and with me on it it's 534bhp per ton. So you were nearly right it does start with a 5

Cheeky wank ??

Stayed dry enough to wake to a country pub for lunch, back in the tent now and it is pissing down.

Serves him right, he’s a left handed gimp.

Stick to Golf!

Never ceases to amaze me how many men post pics of women way out of their league with unpleasant comments and yet in real life they would fall over themselves and still only make it to less than no. 50 (at best) in a long queue. They also never seem to have a mirror

Because Kenny grew up on dirt bikes and was more than comfortable with the arse-end moving around……….now that reminds me of my first wife…….did I ever tell you about the time………

That'll be wind. My son used to do that when he was a baby.

Just now,

So does she.

Not quite but it does means she now qualifies for a disability allowance.

She's a ginger , I wonder who her father is ......................

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1358221018065975?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

you got to go do this

Wow, I'd definitely be up for that. He has some of the most cool cars ever in his collection.

any land you arrive in is Gammon land... a clouds follows your round in the shape of the word Gammon.

110k, thats how much you'd pay for just the garage down sarf

This is very true, though its funny to see their comebacks

Was that taken on the Gammon Blues tour?

I wouldn't engage, most of them don't understand rugby weight is different to normal weight.

It's steaming here today.....no hope of getting out! Same forecast for tomorrow! So an early start tomorrow is the only opportunity I'll get.

I have beer.

Not a problem I have obviously.

He based his style on Jarno's after seeing him riding at the Ontario Motor Speedway in 1972. It was at that point, after studying Jarno's technique and getting advice from him, that he started covering his knees with duct tape so he could drag them in corners.

whos cat you eating

Had to look that up because those odd shapes don't really make sense to me, still don't get it because I discovered Marc Isambard Brunel is an actual person (who incidentally designed tunnel shields) and is Isambard kingdom brunels dad?! How can I not know about Isambard Kingdom Brunel's dad? I live near Bristol and had to study the bugger at school?!

RIP Tony Bennett, one of the best Jazz singers ever.

thought he was busy selling insurance these days

This afternoon we are going to look at another prospective house, see if this one fits our needs any better, other than that not a great deal planned

It’s been sweltering here today Pete, humidity off the scale and 41 Celsius in the shade. My missus happened to ask when I was planning to put the wood panels up in the garden……………priceless!

They always give us warnings using popular culture and we do have the movie Zombie Apocalypse so there's that, on the other hand those people might be quite normal, it's hard to tell. Take Bucky for example.