Leaderboard

"I'll slap you so hard that your grandmother will feel it"

Thank you! Now, can you help me with a stuck KLR float? just now barely made it home leaking more fuel than a SR-71 on takeoff. Just wanted to go for one last ride, it didnt last long ? I only got one pic fuckmine. .

Free free free at last! Got a cat scan, they said they dint have a dog scan, poop.

In Portugal, that"either fuck, or get off (from top of her)"

Knee-high to a grasshopper.... ??

I know what it needs, a little touch up! lol

Most the cool chit is underground. Or way up high. Might be in between things too, those Air Force types are the smart ones. Not like Navy people, something weird about sailors, cant put my finger on it.

GS owners. ?

My best guess is The air force implanted an alien in my groin. ?

Oh boy, surgery scheduled for friday. Just when the weather is getting nice. ?

@Richzx6r The tolerance of lock down is fast approaching it’s end. The general public, businesses and the government are all in unsustainable positions, everyone has had enough so if the plan to vaccinate our way out of this doesn’t work (or it requires anything more than an annual vaccination) I suspect we’ll learn to live (or die) with it same as every other communicable disease out there that can kill. Many other countries have always been in that position it’s just never been an issue because they’re not wealthy... Ebola.... sars... Lassa fever... yellow fever I could go on.... and on ?

The wife said it looked like shit so gave me something to rub it down with......a sanding block apparently. So I rubbed it down and it looked like this! Then it was another coat of paint..... So definitely looking better. I'm going to leave it now till we come back from the horses, then another rub down in a few spots and another coat of paint.

in Older times just eating was special.

Well.....I have met one or two English who were OK Dave!

It something you say when someone asks you for something you're not willing to give them or do, or something unrealistic. It doesn't make sense in English neither does the verb translate, it means "You would want, you would want, potatoes with eels" Might have been from an older time when potatoes with eels was maybe a rich dish, I don't know.

Did that here...Used to play in the dump on guam l;ike most the base, i considered everything air force was my toy, the air force dumped anything they wanted, fun fun fun until you glowed. Now its a superfund toxic waste site endangering the drin king water for most Guamanians, hafa adai they say.

This top box, thought it works fine, is pretty battered due to bad parking in Granada city centre. Scraped all over the place and even a chunk missing out of the lid itself......though you've got to look hard to see it. So I thought I'd see if I could make it look a little less shit before I pulled the trigger on a new one. Here it is in it's normal state........ So I masked around it and stuck it on top of the bird bath in the garden. The I gave it it's first coat of black......sort of bubbling a bit at the moment so I've left it to bake dry in the sun before applying a second coat. I'll update you when I've done the second coat! It may look less shit......or maybe again it may look more shit! My money's on more shit I have to say.

To describe a loose woman: "she's as whorish as a chicken" because of how hens offer their behinds to roosters, I assume

Face like a bag of spanners. I wouldn't like to pay for their breakfast (about a large person) Go and throw a few fucks into them (telling someone off) Blood and guts (the red and cream colour of a particular company's railway carriages) Up and down like a whore's drawers (about uneven paving) No two pounds of him hanging straight (an ungainly chap)

Its probably cheaper just to flash the @Mess "send more motors" spotlight into the internets..and wait a few minutes...it'd be at the door Shortly.

Bummer..."they" say......A stuck float can be caused by the premature death of the needle and seat, a fuel logged float sinking to the bottom of the bowl, or garbage in the line not letting the needle close fully. And other stuff..... Should be an easy fix. If I was closer, you could drop it off, I would enjoy working on that bike. ? It is nice to see the KLR out regardless.

"Come on, shit or get off the pot", when you are taking too long to do something.

I didnt and didn’t know what any of the above meant either but thats what googles for ay. I have heard of Hanger 18 though, makes some folk very excitable.

My surgeons father was a doctor when my pa was a doctor, this guy is my age and big with robotic surgery thats necessary, they are taking out chit, i really dint ask many questions this is all in my network, no co pay, you dont say anything to fuck that up. I might be Tymmy hes only half a dick soon. ?

I hope everything goes well and you recover quickly. ?

Should have primed it first Pete with plastic primer, very light sanding and then the top coat. Anyway, it doesn't look too bad to me.

Bloody hell Tym , agent orange !!! Take it easy mate, whtever surgery you're having I wish you all the best

No......I just blasted away with the can! The thing is I thought it was pretty knackered anyway (piece of lid broken off too) so it was no great loss if it all went belly up.

Funny thing about the aliens, they turned out to be from here.

Shirley you jest. ?

This made me smile, someone Portuguese government related said the other day that if you refuse to have your Astra Zeneca vaccine based on wanting to choose brand of vaccine, you'll be waiting for quite a while to be called back

Internal tourism would keep a lot of tourism business afloat by themselves, without actually having people contact with people from all over the world, and making thousands of people go through crowded airports. That would mean all you brits and northerners wouldn't be able to fly over to enjoy the sunshine, somehow that bothers me none

Portugal is the same in the Algarve, and 30 or 40% of that importance all over. However, you must consider that Germany is happy to allow their citizens to go to an area that is considered dangerous by that own country's government, that also does not make much sense. I would say there is a case to be made for closing country borders to tourism, instead of allowing tourism international flights.

Saw something funny regarding Spain yesterday. They are accepting bookings for tourists from Germany and other places to go for a holiday on the beach, and yet have their own regions closed in

It's a virus that spreads on people to people contact, and it starts spreading when people start contacting with each other? That is indeed very suspicious.

Less close with the spray, Pete, lighter coats each time.

Well it seems this is just the way the world will be working from now on....just a load of waves and troughs it seems we will never be able to do anything! It seems that the numbers start falling enough for life to sort of go back to normal and restrictions lifted then a u-turn saying no we can't do that they have suddenly started rising so restrictions are still in place for the foreseeable. It to me is starting to look very suspicious

In your case it's literally true

Not in my case.

"Oh puta, deita-te" This is not so much a Portuguese saying, but a northern Portugal expression. It's not really PC, translates into "Oh whore (as in prostitute), lay down". You apply it when you confronted with a situation that could easily be resolved but someone is making it more difficult than it needs to be, or when problems just keeps piling up and you can't solve one before the other appears. For example, you're driving along and someone is blocking the road doing a three point turn. That three point turn somehow turns into a 10 point turn and there is no sign it'll end, "Oh puta, deita-te", meaning "come on, let's get it over with"

Actually the stuff glowing was a greenish with a slight yellow tint...some of it went the speed of light in all directions...odd.

To this day the USAF refuses to acknowlege they used it on Guam, they dont want the financial liability that news would ensue. Thye used it i watched them spry the boonies next to the runway with it, i rode my bike into it and like any good Timmy proceeded to fuck everything up right. ?

Well I put that into google and I am none the wiser! Wanted, wanted, potatoes with eels

Mam what we having the reply was usually a doll and a drum and a kick up the bum

It's easy, you don't need a licence, training or any sort of certificate. You have more trouble trying to adopt a dog from Battersea Dogs' Home than knocking out a sprog.

She properly slammed the door on her way out, didn't she?

I;d like to say you get used to Candians, butt. At first, except the ones who think they are french for some God knows why reason..you think they Americans, be warned, they are not! Its like thinking someone from Britain is English cause they are from Britain, kinda lke that, butt weirder. So, in the end i think Butt Weirder is a good way to decribe life south of Canada. I hope this helps. Re reading it didnt.

No end of the month i think