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I'm with Tym on this one, but only cos I didn't undsrstand a fucking word of what Pete or Buck said.

its a toyota Pete, my goddaughter who was still very small at the time called it the Tatayoyo, and the name has stuck.

No, but my mum went to have her hair done a few days ago, and her hairdresser called to warn he has been tested positive today. I'll be really pissed off if I get it on account of hair dressing when I'm fucking bald!

Should we create a background resistance network?

I have had a nice weekend so far. Very productive, but not too exciting. Today I moved my web domains to a new host, as well as all my emails. I know, exciting right, but it is so organized now. ? Getting ready for a new web site idea too. Just finished my latest YouTube video, this one will be sure to entertain the whole family. Installing an Air Injection Delete Kit, in a Silent Movie theme.....it will be live soon, have your popcorn ready.....lol Had a great ride on Bagheera yesterday, but my new exhaust is not so shiny anymore....that didn't take long.

Haven't heard from Tony the Tools if he wants to tag along again tomorrow. Wife's convinced that I did something stupid to put him off......cos apparently that's what I always do.

The milkman.

No, they're much worse. At least in Swansea some can speak Welsh, they don't speak any decipherable language in Cardiff

Fall down the steps you mean?

Bet his donkey last longer than my KLR's motor did.

Please hold, help line one! Tahnk you, would you like me to repeat the menu opTions!?! no Good Bye to You!

I have a question, if you can do your joB from home in NorthAnts, why cant you be outsourced to Ubertistan and Raoul take your job away from you for pennies on the imbitchistan, the local currency of course, in Alalalalalalaouchisban. Asking for Pain Capital, a private equity group in the carry bee on.

. I've got this.......

I call BS. but then what the fuck do I know? I've also never owned a new vehicle in my life, the most recent being Tatayoyo which is 8 yrs old.

Tis partially true, the mum has 2 X chromosomes and baldness is linked with the X chromosome but if only one of her parents side had baldness there’s still only a 50% chance of a male inheriting it. Men only get a Y chromosome from their father so can’t inherit their Dads baldness... to an extent... there are other genes involved in baldness you can inherit from your dad. Nutrition, stress and exposure to chemicals are also factors. Basically they haven’t got it worked out just yet.

I always thought it was the father that it came from.....but I'm not bald and my boy will probably have a head like a billiard ball when he's 35 in a couple of years time. Now this is me with him at 35....... So where has his baldness come from? Got to be from his mother's side where all the males were slapheads! What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

I was talking to a friend earlier and he said his mate was out on his Ducati going over the beacons when he spotted about a dozen police bikes in the layby ahead he got a bit worried about being out so decided to do a u turn and when he did he lost his footing and dropped the bike on the road, The coppers were there in seconds not to book him but to help him pick the bike up they asked him why he turned around as they wouldn't have pulled him because he was on his own and riding sensibly. They were just there on a training exercise he done a £1000 worth of damage turning it around it would have been a lot cheaper getting booked He's got one of those new panigale v4 S version and the fall broke the handlebar off had to get it recovered to get home

I told all of you that @Mawsley is seriously mentally disturbed. Even @Tym is sane by comparison!

Here's a snippet of interest for you Bob......bit embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it. Neither does my missus like me mentioning it. But she was born in Swansea with a Welsh mother. Her father however was born in Croydon! So she's half English! And all I need to do to get the Mad Woman death stare is say to her....."You could claim to be English if you wanted to".

I had a covid test done before lunch, I think the dude tried to swab my brain

You're missing a trick there Pete. Open a tea-bag shop in Huescar, I'll ship 'em over , you sell 'em

Being born in Swansea doesn't make you Welsh according to the dudes in Mid/North Wales, it makes you a Jack Cunt

I've made a few adjustments and removed our unwanted guests!

I've had my day off work lay in and just finished breakfast, now waiting for my morning constitutional and then its off to work. The mothering laws fence blew down 2 weeks ago and i'm using the timber i stripped from my shuttering in the front garden to rebuild it, this is recycling at its finest it was used for shuttering down my mates house a couple of years ago then at mine and now is going to be a permanent part of a fence. Spent a the last two weeks drying it out and treating it with wood preserver so its ready to go even if i'm not.

English are banned from entering Wales......so that avenue of pleasure has been closed for him.

My money's on Raoul.......he's got a nice Beemer as well I heard!

With any luck on the next sunny day you;ll be frolicking naked in the Welsh country side chasiing the pretty one around...

On your bright side the sturgeon is still the biggest sucker! lol Looking like nice weather here, got tons of outside work to do.

I'm not sure about that my father is bald and out of my two brothers and sister i'm the only other fucker that's bald

And it's her fault that you're bald as well.....cos it comes from the mother. I've got more hair than my son who's 32.

I believe the criteria is where you were born......and where your was father born? My answers are Swansea and Swansea! Over to you Dave?

What makemodelyear of car do they drive?

Good, i hate having to ask how to tell the sheep apart again...

absolutely

Hahahaa yep I fell for it ?

Right nows not the greatest so i lit a fire. im below the big W in neW London.

Instead of the predicted snow we now get this! Tomorrow don't look too clever but Sunday looks like Styling and Profiling! I'm still locked in this province though!

Slowly, a bloated feeling overcomes the vaccinated, growing ever bigger, the alien inplanted in your gut is eating you alive from the inside! Bwaaaahaaa!

Well, if you are having sex in a Telsa dont be surprised if Porn Hub has a special section just for you.

I've noticed over the past few days that we've had a lot more IP addresses visiting the site than normal. And I mean hundreds more showing in "Who's Online". After I did some traces it appears they all come from your-server.de. This is the standard default reverse-DNS entry for servers rented from Hetzner, so that domain name isn't anything to do with the scraping. Basically, It's the person renting that server that we need to identify. There's just too many IP's to blacklist and they're across too many different IP ranges to pin them down. And even if I blocked them (which would be a long job) they'd probably just switch to different IP's. I can't block all hetzner servers either cos I'd be blocking legitimate traffic as well. The numbers at present don't cause any problem other than wasting our bandwidth, but it's something that I'll need to monitor because I don't want it escalating into something like a DDoS attack. If you didn't understand any of that, let me summarise: Somebody has an unusual interest in this site. And when this sort of thing happens their intentions are never good. @Tym.......time to Lock'n'Load!

It was my uncles funeral today and I didn’t go, although that was primarily because my family is shit.