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Nice work @Nute....that's coming along well.

Got quite a bit done today, although it still looks like a bag of crap. With the exception of the hazard lights ( need a switch) all the lights work, rad is back on, back brake works, forks back together. Still trying to find a 6.5" old school headlight that I like, then I can burn the £12 alliexpress one that's on there. I might leave the tank as it is ... and I have a second one that I might eventually get painted. Need to find somewhere to stash the ignition barrel, and make a coolant expansion tank. Oh and get my wheels back. Still awaiting the front brake lines. I can't alter the stand, or make the exhaust until I get the wheels back and I can see how much space a have to play with in front of the back wheel.

That's the extended brake pedal, the chrome is a bit shit on it.

All the rusty bits would drive me nuts but I guess you get a lot of salt on the roads up there near the North Pole.

New inner cam bearings went in today. Out with the old. In with the new. I will assemble the cam plate and prep the oil pump and fit them on Tuesday weather permitting.

One day Kier Starmer and Rachel reeves were in a plane, kier said to Rachel” if I thew a blank check for £1000 out of the window now I would make someone very happy" so Rachel replies "if I threw 10 blank cheques worth £100 each I would make 10 people happy" overhearing the conversation in the cockpit the co-pilot says to the captain........."if I threw both of them out the plane right now I would make 30 million people happy".

I am currently staring at a hole in my back door where a smart cat flap used to be, while my 165-pound black-and-white Mantle Great Dane sleeps beside it like a fallen medieval knight who lost a battle against architecture. This morning, Moose attempted to use the cat door. Not look at it. Not sniff it. Use it. With his whole enormous head, half his shoulders, and the blind optimism of a creature who has never once compared his body to an opening before committing. For context, I installed a smart cat flap last night. A tiny, expensive, microchip-activated door for the cat. It was supposed to let her go into the enclosed porch without letting in neighborhood cats, raccoons, wind, bugs, emotional drama, or whatever else lives outside and pays no rent. It was marketed as “pet independence.” That was the first lie. The second lie was “easy installation.” The third lie was “suitable for multi-pet households.” Multi-pet households apparently means two cats and a hamster, not a Great Dane shaped like a dining table with feelings. The cat tested it last night. She walked up to the flap. It beeped. It unlocked. She slipped through gracefully like a tiny criminal using a secret tunnel. Moose saw this. Moose froze. His ears lifted. His forehead wrinkled. His entire face said, “The wall has accepted her.” I said, “It’s not for you.” Moose blinked. He heard, “Investigate the magic portal tomorrow at dawn.” So this morning, at 6:31, the cat walked to the back door and used her new flap. Beep. Click. Swish. Gone. Moose, who had been sleeping in the hallway with his legs spread out like a collapsed ironing board, lifted his head so fast his jowls slapped the floor. The cat had vanished through solid wood. There are moments when you can see a thought forming inside a dog’s head. With Moose, it takes longer because the thought has to travel through a neck the length of a garden hose. But I saw it arrive. The cat had been consumed by the door. Rescue mission required. I was in the kitchen making coffee, because I still start every morning believing I live in a normal house. That is adorable. Moose stood up. When Moose stands up, the room changes zoning categories. He walked to the back door, lowered his enormous microwave-sized head, and stared at the cat flap. It beeped again. Not because Moose was approved. Because the cat was on the other side, probably watching this unfold like premium theatre. Moose took the beep as consent. He shoved his nose into the flap. I turned around just in time to see my Great Dane trying to enter a door designed for an animal who weighs less than one of his ears. I shouted, “Moose, no!” He heard, “Push harder, the portal is resisting.” He pushed harder. The flap opened halfway. His nose went through. Then his muzzle. Then his jowls. Then his entire head became involved in a business decision nobody approved. For one breathtaking second, he was stuck halfway through the cat door, with his giant body inside the house and his face outside on the porch. The cat screamed. The small dog screamed. I screamed. Moose did not scream, because Moose was busy discovering that ambition has consequences. Then he tried to back out. Unfortunately, the cat flap had opinions. The plastic door caught behind his ears. The little frame popped loose. The screws made a sound like tiny bones giving up. And then Moose reversed into the kitchen wearing the entire smart cat door around his neck like a luxury travel collar for livestock. I dropped my coffee spoon. Moose turned. The flap swung against his chest. Click. Click. Click. He looked down. The door clicked again. Moose panicked because now the wall was following him. He bolted. When a normal dog panics, things fall over. When Moose panics, the house files an insurance claim by itself. He ran into the mudroom. The cat door frame clacked against his collar. He thought it was chasing him. He spun. His hip hit the shoe rack. Six shoes launched into the air. One muddy boot landed in the dog water bowl. The water bowl tipped. A small indoor flood began, because apparently the kitchen needed a moat. The small dog ran through the water, looked personally betrayed, and immediately began barking at the wet floor like it had insulted her bloodline. Moose backed into the umbrella stand. This was unfortunate. Because one umbrella opened. Not gently. Not politely. It exploded open with the force of a cartoon lawsuit. Moose saw a giant black umbrella bloom behind him and decided the cat portal had released a winged demon. He launched forward. The umbrella handle caught in the loose cat-door frame around his neck. Now my Great Dane was running through my kitchen wearing a cat flap and dragging an open umbrella beside him like Mary Poppins after a nervous breakdown. I said, “Stop!” He heard, “Add speed.” He added speed. His giant paws hit the water. His legs separated into four competing departments. His front end turned left. His back end submitted a different proposal. The umbrella spun. The cat door clacked. The small dog barked from a chair she absolutely did not remember climbing. The cat reappeared through the hole in the back door, saw Moose wearing her doorway, and made the face of someone watching a roommate destroy a security deposit. Then my phone started dinging. Once. Twice. Ten times. I looked down. The smart cat flap app was sending alerts. “Unrecognized animal detected.” Ding. “Entry attempt blocked.” Ding. “Unrecognized animal detected.” Ding. “Unusual pressure detected.” Ding. “Possible large animal interference.” Possible. Large. Animal. Interference. I looked at Moose, who was skidding sideways across the kitchen wearing half a door and a haunted umbrella. Possible seemed generous. Then the app sent one more notification. “Pet profile suggestion: Raccoon.” I laughed so hard I lost my grip on the counter. Moose is 165 pounds. Moose is black and white. Moose is the size of a starter apartment. And this expensive smart device looked at him and said, “Suspicious raccoon.” Technology is not ready for this family. At that exact moment, my husband came downstairs. He was holding a toothbrush. He stopped halfway. There was water on the floor. A muddy boot in the dog bowl. A cat sitting in a broken hole in the door like a smug hotel receptionist. A small dog barking from a dining chair. An umbrella rotating slowly in the kitchen. And Moose, our enormous Mantle Great Dane, wearing the remains of a cat door around his neck with the expression of a man wrongfully accused in a village trial. My husband stared. Then he said, very quietly, “Why is the dog wearing the door?” I said, “Because your son tried to become a cat.” He said, “He’s not my son when he does carpentry.” Fair. I tried to approach Moose calmly. This was impossible because I was barefoot, the floor was wet, and every step made a sound like soup being slapped. I said, “Moose, sweetheart, come here.” He took one step toward me. The umbrella moved. He took this as betrayal. He jumped backward directly into the recycling bin. Empty cans scattered everywhere. One can rolled under the fridge. Another can hit the small dog’s chair. The small dog looked at it, then looked at me, like she was deciding whether to sue. The cat slipped fully inside through the broken opening, stepped over the wreckage, and walked straight to her food bowl. No fear. No concern. No loyalty. Just breakfast. I respect her priorities, but I do not admire them. Then the doorbell rang. Because humiliation has excellent timing. Everyone froze. Moose froze. The umbrella froze. My husband froze with the toothbrush still in his hand. The small dog took a deep breath and prepared to defend the property from what was probably a pensioner with a parcel. I whispered, “Nobody move.” The doorbell rang again. Moose decided that although he was currently dressed as failed home improvement, security was still his responsibility. He ran. I ran after him. My husband ran after me. The small dog launched herself from the chair like a furry grenade. The cat continued eating because the cat has never worked a day in her life. Moose reached the front door first. He stopped so suddenly that the umbrella swung around and tapped him on the backside. He yelped. Not from pain. From betrayal. I opened the door three inches. It was our neighbor. Of course it was. She was holding a package and wearing the cautious expression of a woman who has heard noises from our house and is now collecting evidence. She looked past me. Moose stood behind me wearing a broken smart cat flap and dragging an open umbrella through a trail of muddy water. A dryer sheet was somehow stuck to his tail. I do not know where it came from. At this point, objects were joining the storyline without permission. My neighbor looked at Moose. Moose looked at my neighbor. The cat-door app dinged again. “Unrecognized animal detected.” My neighbor said, “New collar?” I said, “Limited edition.” She handed me the package without asking further questions. That is why I like her. She knows when a household has crossed into private tragedy. I closed the door. Moose sat down. The umbrella slowly folded over beside him like it had also given up. The cat door frame was still around his neck. The app dinged again. “Would you like to add this pet?” I stared at my phone. Then I stared at Moose. He wagged his tail once and knocked my husband’s slipper into the water bowl. I selected “No.” Not because Moose is not a pet. Because Moose is a weather event. Eventually, we freed him. It took two adults, one screwdriver, three treats, a towel, and my husband saying, “Do not bite the hinge,” which is a sentence I did not expect marriage to include. When the frame finally came loose, Moose stepped out of it and immediately looked proud. Proud. Like he had conquered the tiny door. Like he had saved the cat. Like he had personally defended this family from smart technology, suspicious raccoons, and basic geometry. I sat on the kitchen floor in my wet pajama pants, surrounded by shoes, cans, muddy paw prints, umbrella spokes, and the broken remains of something that cost more than my first phone. Moose walked over. Very slowly. Very gently. He rested his giant black-and-white head on my shoulder. His jowls were damp. His ears were soft. His eyes were huge and worried. And just like that, my anger dissolved. Annoyingly. Immediately. Completely. Because this is the cruel trick of dogs. They will destroy your morning, your door, your flooring, your dignity, your budget, and possibly your relationship with the neighbor. Then they will look at you like you are the only person in the world who can fix what scared them. And suddenly you are kissing the forehead of a criminal. I whispered, “You are not a cat.” Moose sighed. A long, dramatic sigh. The sigh of a giant dog who had suffered deeply at the hands of a doorway. Then he leaned his full 165 pounds into me, heavy and warm and trusting, like the entire disaster had exhausted him spiritually. The cat stepped through the open hole in the back door, because the flap was no longer there to stop her. She looked at Moose. Moose looked at her. She walked past him and flicked her tail directly across his nose. He flinched. The hero was wounded. So yes. The smart cat flap is dead. The back door now has a ventilation feature. My phone still thinks Moose is a raccoon. And my husband has banned me from buying anything with the word “smart” in the description. But Moose is asleep now with one paw resting on the broken cat door frame, like a warrior guarding the enemy’s helmet. And I love him. I love him in the stupid, helpless, deeply inconvenient way you love a dog who turns one tiny household upgrade into a full-scale architectural emergency. He is enormous. He is dramatic. He is expensive in ways no accountant could predict. He is not allowed near the cat door ever again. But when he pressed his giant head into my chest and sighed like the world had personally wronged him, I forgave him instantly. Because apparently that is who I am now. A woman with no cat flap, no dry socks, and a suspicious raccoon sleeping in her kitchen. And honestly? I would still choose him every single time.

Yep. it is our local fun road.

Sad news, I thought he was older than he was when they did On Any Sunday, people looked older back then.

Epic dude. It is Lawwill, though.

For the passing of another profound individual who left his mark on the 2-Wheel world.... Mert Lawwill (obviously an AI pic)....RIP champ.... Grand National Champion 1970....was also the original designer of the 4-bar link rear suspension you see on so many MTB's now...

The guy in the brown jacket looks like he is on a mission

Seconds out!.....Round 4......Ding Ding!

LOL for Today : Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My parents told me a story about morals." The teacher replied, "Alright then, go ahead." Little Johnny said, "So there was a little bird flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit right on top of him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he began to realize how warm he was. The shit was actually thawing him out and felt great. He laid there all warm and happy and then soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit and promptly dug him out and ate him alive." Stunned, the teacher asked, "Dear God, what was the moral of that story?" Little Johnny said, "Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And most importantly, when you’re in deep shit it’s best to keep your mouth shut."

Out ready for the ride to Southampton again. Over the water to see daughter for the weekend. I'm also doing "walk the wight" on Sunday, charity to rise money for cancer care. It's a walk across the island at the widest points. Hoping my knee behaves and do the whole 26 miles but well see. If anyone can spare a few coppers please do. https://mountbatteniow.enthuse.com/pf/david-cattee

You've got plenty to fit, now get on with it.

Fork internals.

Good stuff. Is there something inside the box?

Had a delivery today.

We now have another RedNeck to piss & moan about....only this time he's from YOUR side of the pond....

Is she away then?

Are you pining for Marcel