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Ring my bell Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy, big breasted model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off. It clattered across the garden and came to rest in the rose bushes. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled over to retrieve the bell, and while bending over to pick it up, all the other bells started to ring.

Finally got my GMC pickup running this morning after a sprint on the Mullet to start the day off....still gotta drop the bed back down on the frame & throw the hood on. It's running a little rough but seems to be due to the old fuel that's in it. Got some Sea Foam, fresh petrol & octane booster to hopefully smooth it out...

It wouldnt surprise me if the goddamn faggot is a midget.

Went to the vets to get Barfo’s prescription, doing 75 ish on the dual carriageway coming home and an orange BMW came past at a good 40-50 mph faster than me. I use my mirrors quite a bit, straight road and I didn’t even see him coming.

You're prob right. I've just dropped them off. Once they arrive they're heading for an Italian restaurant so they won't be without for long

waste of time trying to get ahead as I've been sold a duff injector. Still, I enjoyed the ride.

Im watching the final lions test

30 minutes? They might get thirsty halfway there!

rude

Been to Colchester again and got wet. Got to get Mandi and another 2 cackling friends of her's to the train station as they're watching a show in Norwich so She's be home a mess. They're starting off with a bottle for the train journey of 30mins. F1 and Brit touring cars tomorrow.

The Algarve? Or somewhere else? We looked into a cheap Algarve holiday that I posted about, after working out the sums for.......airport parking, travel insurance for us both (expensive for my wife with her medical history) transfers to and from the resort, and renew our passports it is not as cheap as was thought, and with the big bill for getting the car through the MOT we have had to pass on it. So next Monday we are going away till Friday in........ Mablethorpe

In a McDonald’s dumpster would be better.

I accept that challenge

Current location...

He’s just trying to buy votes for when he posts a picture ofhis bike next to some McDonalds dumpsters in France next month.

Road trip not going well...Roland's Harley is falling apart...bitts flying off Ffs.

That’s his Disney version.

Thanks all, bit of a surprise, especially as it's probably the only photo I've taken of it whilst out riding in the last 6 months.

Old fuckers and gimps. Happy now?

You've made yourself the wrong colour , have you gone all woke on us ...............

Excuse me .............

I think BSA have learnt from the fuck up on the original over pricing of the Goldstar. I think for 3.5k the Bantam is a bargin. Proven bike sold for several years as a Jawa. Looks right to. Also the Scrambler is something people want. Now if that did a trials version of the Bantam that would sell hand over fist. Lot of people rolling around on modest small capacity bikes now, mostly old fuckers but I don’t mind that. More of us young or old has got to be a positive.

At that price point it should do well.

This place is getting very rainbows and unicorns lately Oh and congratulations Nute. Great picture