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A guy called Simon went on Stars in your Eyes. Mathew Kelly noticed he had a funny walk.

"You ok, Simon, I noticed your legs are a bit shaky?"

"Fine, thanks for asking, Mathew," he replied. "It's just that I had a serious accident which resulted in having to have my legs amputated."

"I'm really sorry to hear that, mate." Mathew said.

"It"s not so bad really," Simon told him, " In fact I'm very fortunate because my uncle was fatally wounded in the same accident but the doctors managed to save his legs and transplanted them onto by body."

"What a sorry and uplifting story." Mathew replied. " Anyway, who are you going to be tonight?"

"Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be Simon and Half-uncle."

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