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26 minutes ago, busabeast said:

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27 minutes ago, busabeast said:

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im trying to laugh..but i cant ... can not stand the cunt...  im not talking about Adolph

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15 minutes ago, Six30 said:

 

im trying to laugh..but i cant ... can not stand the cunt...  im not talking about Adolph

I can't either, I'd rather have adolph as pm at least he had some credibility 

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In a small village just outside Dublin, Big Paddy, the not-so-bright farmer’s boy, wanted to earn a bit of extra cash over the summer. So he decided to offer his services around the village as a “handy man.”

He knocked on the door of a fancy house and asked the owner,

“Any odd jobs needin’ doin’?”

The man thought for a moment and said,

“Well, I could use someone to paint the porch. How much would you charge?”

Paddy beamed. “How about £50?”

“Deal!” said the man. “The white gloss paint and brushes are in the garage.”

His wife, overhearing from the kitchen, whispered,

“That's a lot of work - does he realize the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man shrugged. “Let’s not judge - it might teach the eejit a lesson.”

A few hours later, Paddy knocked on the door again.

“All done!” he said proudly. “And I even had enough paint left for two coats!”

The man, impressed, handed him £50 and threw in a £10 tip.

“Thanks very much!” said Paddy. “Oh - and by the way, it’s not a Porch... it’s a Mercedes.”

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