Catteeclan Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Yellow card yourself sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: Yellow card yourself sir. @Six30 told me to put that one up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: @Six30 told me to put that one up Red card if your happy with Starmer running the country 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 33 minutes ago, Six30 said: Red card if your happy with Starmer running the country He wants Rishi back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, Buckster said: He wants Rishi back. Rishi .. Starmer, same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Tuesday at 05:22 Share Posted Tuesday at 05:22 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Tuesday at 15:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Tuesday at 17:35 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:35 OMG take it off ********* A Wife came home early from work with a headache, she was surprised to find her husband home and said BERT can you follow me up stairs which he did, Then she said Bert can you take off my skirt and blouse which he did then she said take off all my underwear which he did, then she said IF I CATCH YOU WEARING THEM AGAIN THERE WILL BE TROUBLE. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Tuesday at 18:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted Wednesday at 08:22 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:22 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted Wednesday at 16:44 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:44 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Thursday at 08:59 Share Posted Thursday at 08:59 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Thursday at 17:22 Share Posted Thursday at 17:22 BREAKING NEWS... India fighter pilots have dropped 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan.... they said...... and thats just for starters ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Thursday at 18:29 Share Posted Thursday at 18:29 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a Labrador sitting there. You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told Mi6 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten pounds." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago Do you know ******** IF My Best Mate came up to me and said IF I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE would it make us Relation's I said NO but i thought it would MAKE US EVEN LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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