Catteeclan Posted Monday at 17:53 Share Posted Monday at 17:53 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Yellow card yourself sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted Monday at 19:00 Share Posted Monday at 19:00 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: Yellow card yourself sir. @Six30 told me to put that one up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Monday at 19:03 Share Posted Monday at 19:03 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: @Six30 told me to put that one up Red card if your happy with Starmer running the country 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Monday at 19:37 Share Posted Monday at 19:37 33 minutes ago, Six30 said: Red card if your happy with Starmer running the country He wants Rishi back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Monday at 21:07 Share Posted Monday at 21:07 1 hour ago, Buckster said: He wants Rishi back. Rishi .. Starmer, same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Tuesday at 05:22 Share Posted Tuesday at 05:22 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Tuesday at 15:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Tuesday at 17:35 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:35 OMG take it off ********* A Wife came home early from work with a headache, she was surprised to find her husband home and said BERT can you follow me up stairs which he did, Then she said Bert can you take off my skirt and blouse which he did then she said take off all my underwear which he did, then she said IF I CATCH YOU WEARING THEM AGAIN THERE WILL BE TROUBLE. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Tuesday at 18:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted yesterday at 08:22 Share Posted yesterday at 08:22 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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