Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clive said: Yes Heswell......so I read......and TOTY too!. He better not be! If he is I’m flouncing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tym said: I do have copper only loads, no cops in it... mine only fires blanks, I make my own reloads but the power gets less with age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 22 hours ago, Richzx6r said: I can grow a decent 70s porn star tache or so I have been told you can always build an igloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Buckster said: I’m pretty sure most of us have been banned from Adv. I only managed a 3 week ban some years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clive said: Only 3 weeks!.....poor show..... Yes indeed, I'm a mere lightweight in that department compared to the master that is TYM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, Swagman said: Not fucking here is he. I can imagine the reaction from some of them here if he started his spelling corrections. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Clive said: Only 3 weeks!.....poor show..... must try harder could do better (that was a teachers statement i got on every years report) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I only managed a 3 week ban some years ago I was banned for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Buckster said: I was banned for life. They banned me for life, 3 times so far, rookie...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Clive said: A smack in the mouth would be good, but since he hides behind a keyboard a good old "Fuck off ya twat" would have to suffice! You should ask @Tym about the time he rode a few thousand miles across the US to shoot somebody after an argument on CycleWorld! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 minute ago, XTreme said: You should ask @Tym about the time he rode a few thousand miles across the US to shoot somebody after an argument on CycleWorld! Why would you ride that far....be better to just make friends in his area and get the to do it for you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Richzx6r said: Why would you ride that far....be better to just make friends in his area and get the to do it for you...... Tym's a very "hands on" type of guy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Richzx6r said: Why would you ride that far....be better to just make friends in his area and get the to do it for you...... Friends tend to unfriend him before it gets that far. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Buckster said: Friends tend to unfriend him before it gets that far. They lied, southern kale wasnt safe to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, XTreme said: I can imagine the reaction from some of them here if he started his spelling corrections. Yeah but I hope they can spell brawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, skyrider said: must try harder could do better (that was a teachers statement i got on every years report) I still get that now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 hours ago, XTreme said: And originally I did have ginger facial hair and eyebrows.......but my hair was brown with a slight auburn tinge in certain lights. But the problem with ginger in the genes is it keeps replicating. You can't stop it. The 3 sons from the first marriage were all ginger.....but so was my first wife, that's the perfect storm really. With the second marriage and a dark haired wife......I hoped it wouldn't rear it's ugly head! However...... Number 5 son (29) in NL: Number 4 son (32) in Poland.......where Ginger is very rare: And it appears my youngest grandson in the pic is showing signs of Gingerism as well. As I said......you cannot fucking stop it. Why don’t you fuck off with that Robin Gibb picture. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Clive said: Yes Heswell......so I read......and TOTY too!. He better not be! Well he’s definitely a Toty nothing more certain than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Tym said: Thats because English is a fucked language, lead lead which one comes out the barrel of a gun... Hey Tym that metal thing that fires the lead thingy, can I borrow it to put my neighbour out of my suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Swagman said: Hey Tym that metal thing that fires the lead thingy, can I borrow it to put my neighbour out of my suffering. Trouble in the Old Folks Home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: Trouble in the Old Folks Home? No trouble he’s just a twat and I hope he dies soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 Just now, Swagman said: No trouble he’s just a twat and I hope he dies soon. @Tym.......I think this is your department! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Just now, Clive said: He may even! come over and do it for you!! Distance does not seem to be a object to him! That’s great I’ll get some beer in we can have a slay the fat bastard party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, Swagman said: Hey Tym that metal thing that fires the lead thingy, can I borrow it to put my neighbour out of my suffering. You have to be old enough to have seen the militia's last newsletter to help y;all out FFS! How many times do we need to save your asses! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 @Clive @Swagman......here's a good one from @Tym's past. A few years ago now.....he can tell you more. Apparently there was somebody in the woods shooting at people......so the Cops told people to stay away from that area till they'd got him. Tym wasn't happy about that so he grabbed a load of weapons, jumped on the KLR and raced off to the woods so HE could shoot the nutter himself. By the time he got there the cops had had him........so there was nobody left for Tym to shoot. He was inconsolable for weeks after that disappointment! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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