Sir Fallsalot

I'm hoping to go to a biker party on the bank holiday and they've just posted the covid guidelines they have to follow, It's kicking off with concentration camp and i aint going anywhere where i have to show my papers comments. All i can say is if you cant follow the guidelines then good because we don't fucking want you there. I can see it all kicking off at the gate on the day

@XTreme will you be calling in for a taste of grasshoppers pie

I like that

I had to do that with this one bloody farmer covered over the drainage pipe my back wheel found it Looking at these pics of the dog is reminding me of the good times we've had and i'm getting into the frame of mind where i want to start fixing it

Haha great stuff

I was hardly moving luckily. I was somewhere i had not been before and got off the bike to walk what looked like a boggy bit everything was all firm under foot but i had stepped over a bit of running water about a foot wide as i didn't think it opposed a problem and i didn't want to get my boots wet but as you can see it caused if i remember right a two hour inconvenience

Yes the team with the most convincing actors win i think the balls just there as a distraction

Do bikes sleep when their upright took me a while to dig this one out on my own

Tomorrow i have an MOT on the CRF1000 and might have a ride about cant remember the last time i was out on it. I think Sunday i will be cheering myself up by smashing the XR off some rocks there might be some mud and water to splash through as well

I was always a pillion before i passed my test after that i was the rider and that's the way its always been. I think i would be ok as long as some twat like my younger self wasn't riding. Back in my 20's i was just riding around looking for things to race as you do when i see this guy around Abergavenny way thumbing a lift carrying a helmet, i stopped to give him a lift he was going to Tredegar about 10 mile away. I shot off hitting speeds over 140 between the heads of the valleys roundabouts which was pretty normal for me back then, the fucker was squashing the life out of me he was holding on so tight, when i pulled off for Tredegar i asked where to he insisted the roundabout was fine and he would walk from there, i got the impression he couldn't wait to get off for some reason

And that reminds me of this are you sure you weren't private Pyle

That reminded me of this

I can say from experience that rear brake reservoir won't work i had the reservoir off the XR on mine and when the pads got low the brake stopped working from lack of fluid there's far less in that bit of pipe

Sorry Pete can't read this there's something in the way

The noise this lot make on my roof at the crack of dawn if unbelievable you'd think they were all wearing hob nailed boots. Haven't seen any magpies but there is a jackdaw floating about here with a few white feathers on him/her

The top box is spoiling too much of the view to be a BOTM photo

Only small birds i see are a couple of pairs of sparrows and i did see a robin once poor buggers don't have a look in with the jackdaws

Yes trying to encourage small birds into our garden but these buggers have got the monopoly on the bird feeders

Caught this cheeky bugger in our front garden not the best photo, taken through the living room window and i don't think the wife has cleaned it in years

When i popped out for my beer earlier i couldn't believe the amount of people in town heading for the pubs

I think your winning him over @Pedro

I was thinking the flexible part of the pipe was to allow you to get at the frame oil screen without removing the whole pipe but vibration is something i was thinking about

Talking of Italian crap ones mine is an Italian import and that would explain this

Ooo i forgot about this post It was a twat to get out on my own

Plenty of those here but not what i want