Sir Fallsalot

I don't know what you lot were googling but when i googled what Havana Brown was i got this found it much better with the sound off though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4VZgbMmlKY

Drug running using the family as cover

My CRF1000 is the first bike that I've owned with ABS or traction control, loads of people moan about the TC being too intrusive when it first came out and turn it off. I don't know how their riding but i have never felt it intrude where it shouldn't but it has taken the wind out of my sails a few times when trying to get some air over a humped back bridge or when trying to impress some chicks with a wheelie that never happened lol. Personally if i could of got the bike without it all i would have but the non ABS model didn't come to the UK

Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book

Have your sneakers become one with the water

Wheres the end result photo

I think you will find she was trying it on with me

Looking at this photo you'd think i wasn't there ?

I was out on my trail bike years ago and came to a lane where a workforce from the local council were finishing off putting a pile of large rocks down to stop people going through there when a guy on a trials bike turned up and rode over them like they weren't there followed by a cheer from the workforce and lots of laughter

All boots can be fixed with duct tape except those Harley ones the oil on them will stop it from sticking

Funny thing is Bob 4 years ago i bought them from M&P for less than £150, then everyone liked them and suddenly they were £200

I used to love Jim Davidson until he started apologising for everything

Nice post @boboneleg this is what i like taking the piss out of everyone and everything without being offended life is just too serious

On offer in M&P at the moment Bob https://www.mandp.co.uk/products/forma-adventure-dual-sport-motorcycle-boots-100691

Ahh but there will be thousands of pounds worth of pointless accessories to get them going again

About 4 years ago i bought these boots and they turned out to be the best all purpose boot in the world half the price of a SIDI and are still waterproof now. Also have a good tread for exploring and climbing about to get a new pair as their on offer at the moment local to where i work https://www.dirtbikexpress.co.uk/boots/adventure_boots/forma_adventure_boots/forma_adventure_boots_-_brown

I cant picture this on the bike when are we going to see a photo of it fitted

Backrest to complete your new bike

I don't know of any dogs with seven legs

It was fresh snow with no ice, tyres gripped OK so studs not needed, riding with caution was essential though

@Tym Oi Mr mellow

I tend to ride more in the winter cant stand the heat on the bike

I only vote for one cunt and i didn't have a photo to submit so i never got a vote

I was just thinking looks like Swansea

@XTreme I'm actually using Motul in my CRF1000 i cant say i noticed any difference between what Honda used and Motul, all the other bikes are old and were designed around mineral oil so i just use a cheep semi synthetic oil of the correct specification. On my old VFR750 i only used Castrol GTX mineral oil for cars (before the friction modifiers) and that bike covered 64000 miles on it when i owned it.