Sir Fallsalot

Not much of a report this was a reccy ride for a TRF event this weekend near Hay on Wye no photos just this video, I was behind the camera man most of the day so you wont be lusting after my fat arse. The event is the Hereford Hospice Trail (HHT) in support of the St Michael's Hospice in Herefordshire. The Hospice provides palliative care for whoever needs it, in a timely manner and in a form that suits them. In the past 3 years the Herefordshire TRF has rasied over five thousand pounds in aid of this most worthwhile charity. This was our route for the day

If you were you'd be lucky to get a photo in before @XTreme closes it

Tramlining could just be the tyres you have fitted a different make might take that affect away

To follow on from this my father decided to have second attempt at getting some sheets of plywood, on this attempt he spotted the security guards land rover headlights approaching as he was half way across the site with a sheet of plywood, so to hide he lay in a cold damp tractor rut with the sheet of plywood on top of him. The security guard stopped right where he lay got out and patrolled the area with his flashlight then got back in his land rover and just sat there for the best part of an hour before he moved on. Again the old man came home empty handed too cold and wet to bother with the plywood

I'm sure Canada has it's fair share of mongs like this as well, i know Spain has at least one from Swansea there

You'd probably feel a claustrophobic here as its a bit small

he hardly smokes at all now I don't think i saw him have one yesterday

That is so similar to where i live but obviously on a much larger scale, i think Canada is one of the few places i could live without feeling homesick

Had a great ride today but only took a few photos Stopped here waiting for the rest of the group to come back as they went the wrong way. I done this lane a few months ago and thought it was for the first time That was until i got to this barn, once i saw the dummies in the windows it all came back to me but it was probably 12 years ago the last time i done it No idea what the the story is about them or if there is a story Only other photo is of Yoshi fixing a front puncture he done it in 10 minutes unfortunately it went flat again towards the end of the ride. There was plenty with Gopros on so might get some videos later

There used to be a good cafe right by the ferry port in Fishguard not sure if its still there

No he was an upmarket thief

This one was when i was about 13 year old . At the time they were constructing the A470 from Quakers yard to Merthyr Tydfil which passed about 200 yards from my parents house and was pretty exciting for me as there were lots of machines to watch working and they were blasting rock with dynamite of some sort and of course a lot of mischief to be had when everyone had gone home for the night, But this was also exciting for my father for him there was a supply of free building materials to be had, so one frosty morning my father walked over to have his daily viewing of progress but today he was checking out where they were storing the sheets of plywood he needed, after he made a good mental note of the route to his bounty as there was no lighting over there in the night and he couldn't take a torch in case security saw him mooching about. He heads out about 9pm he was back about 5 minutes later wet from head to toe, during the day they had dug a big fuck off hole on route to his bounty and it had filled with icy cold water which my father walked straight into he went in over his head. My eldest brother told me the next day he was walking his new girlfriend home past our house at the time and this man ran past them with water splashing everywhere out of his wellies and said alright boy as he went past his girlfriend said who was that he replied my dad with his hand over his face embarrassed

She wouldn't need to strip off if she didn't have 20lb of silicone stuffed in her tits

Dirty biking tomorrow starting and ending at Baskerville Hall out early home late

I remember going into a toilet busting for a piss and went straight into a shitter as it was closest to the door, had my wee with the door open turned around and there was a bloke just staring at me, i started washing my hands when this bloke said lost are you, No i said why, the bloke said your in the ladies, i said are you sure then the bloke said yes standing in a look at me what do you think i am way, i looked him up and down trying to work out what this bloke was on about, are you sure your sure i said and then i noticed no urinals this bloke was a woman but looked more like a man than i did i apologised and left a bit red faced

I did take a few on there as i was resting but looks flat

I only took a few photos was relying on someone's video footage but it never happened a bit like the ride report

Yes i was over there on Monday the Beta made them a lot easier especially the old roman road up from Mamhilad

I'll start off with something from my early teens. In Quakers yard where i lived there was a caravan site which was used by the council to house people and we were always messing about there. Our favourite prank at the time was to get hold of a caravan and shake the fuck out of it then run. As well as the shaking prank we used to knock the power off for the caravan as the main isolator was in a small shed outside every van, that used to really wind them up. The favorite caravan to shake was lived in by a bloke in his 30's it was our favourite because he was a chaser and he was fast he used to explode out the van door and give us a good run really got the adrenaline going One night we decided to step things up a bit so before we shook his van we removed the small metal steps from outside the door then grabbed a hold and shook like our lives depended on it, i was closest to the door and can still picture it in my head now all i could see was the door explode open and this foot come out to land on the steps that were no longer there he done a full on head first into his garden shed and fell in a heap on the floor which was a good job for us as we were laughing so hard we could hardly run

I can back you up here @yen_powell i fucking hate them in fact if the wife has a jar in the fridge it helps with my diet one look at them and i don't feel like eating anymore

Mines the one in front and its just a cheep cover from e bay they seem to stand the punishing i give them most of the time, I have broken a few but mainly when pushing the bike up a rock or out of mud and my body has crushed it

Obviously that's why i don't want to change it everything important in my life is done with that e mail. The other accounts are disposable, that's why i was stressed when it stopped working

Does this count as a photo from the cockpit you can see it i was just further back

I've had this email for 19 years its a pop3 account and can say its worked perfect until these two glitches. I have a Gmail and Hotmail. but this one has no junk mail at all, i only use it for my banking and anything personal very rarely give it out to anyone