Sir Fallsalot

You not seen this film

And the brakes

Yes depending which teacher we had it was either a miniature cricket bat or an abnormally large dap we were battered with

I might have said this before but the first couple of years of high school i never turned up with my kit because i hated it and i was given the bat across the arse for not having a valid excuse for not participating, even though it hurt it was better than games as it only lasted minutes instead of an hour, my mad mate Wayne was the same. The bat every week turned into a sigh as the years went on, every time we turned up for games we were told to just go for a walk along the river bank so we kept going until we got home, Wayne started bringing in a couple of his air guns in a skateboard bag so we could go shooting on the way home, games became the favorite subject i didn't attend and looked forward to it every week LOL

You have a home made turkey? i'm scared to ask how but i'm curious

Oh fuck hes caught Harley owners syndrome i didn't know it could spread between manufactures, don't worry the government have a cure its made of lead and can get to the problem faster than the speed of sound

This was taken on what we called the red road closed to traffic now but then it was never open to traffic they just got better at stopping me from getting in LOL The views are outstanding you could believe you were anywhere in the world up there but it is less than an hour from my house

I have no memory of what you speak of because

That would be a spooky place at night for those scared of nonsense like that not me though

Sorry boss i cant commit to it, and thankyou for the nomination @Slowlycatchymonkey even though i was second on your list

It wasn't but only noticed when we got stuck in it that it was more than just mud and it was too late then

This is him at the thought of it never mind getting in it

Yes Bob what an eye how the fuck you got that i don't know, see @XTreme he know's his shit as well as his puddles

Not much of a report too knackered the ride today was good fun plenty of muck and water to play in, @XTreme look away now There were a few volunteers for the madness today Had to do a bit of manhandling on one lane as there was a tree down This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up Look no friend to help Freddy boy bastards that was hard work LOL Once i got my bike out I helped out by documenting the others LOL A nice river crossing to wash the crap off before adding more crap

The local butchers is the best place to buy them but no mushy peas cant even look at them

Mmmm now your taking i like them with onion gravy lol

With Megan Fox i'm willing to take the chance

No luck with the clear notifications then Pete

Are you Bucksters dad

No but he can get his leg over a bike, starting to think this is the only ability he has because he cant see and cant walk on uneven surfaces

Tomorrow i have to get a new washing machine as the wife is broken so will be fitting that and getting shot of the old one Sunday i'm hoping for some van action, taking the Beta up to hay-on-wye as a test drive for next weekend to see if i need to add anything and the bike will be coming out the van and getting dirty

Probably the old technology in the photo on the front page is not compatible with the new technology i'd start by deleting that just in case