Sir Fallsalot

Just spent three and a half hours driving home from north wales in that heat and sat here now with 37.6 showing on the thermometer but its a nice 23.6 in my house I think i shall be mostly staying in this weekend. The wife and boy have gone to Bloodstock rock festival the boy is camping and the wife is in a hotel

Did you have a birthday Clive

That led to this

I remember when I was about 15 me and a friend were working on his pushbike in my shed at my parents house and i put this on knowing it was quiet at the beginning I turned it up load my mate said its fucking windy up here Fred I said eh? and then he jumped a mile when it started

Looking at the the crowd your bothering with lately it wont be long before you have tassels hanging off the bar ends

You fucking liar every bike you have has a massive cube attached to the back of it that has to be your mascot

The time varies on the time of day your travelling but I have found google maps to be pretty good on times of arrival with the exception of the unforeseen accidents obviously

I wanted to be animal but probably more like beaker

That's right @boboneleg he does not do a correct Welsh accent just like Pete doesn't fucking Swansea Jack

Well you know what they say if Its looks like vagina smells like a vagina and tastes like a vagina it probably is a vagina i'm will to perform the tests for you just in case

That has a different meaning here i know what you meant though

I think its great Pedro, its a little vibey on the footrests but pretty smooth at constant throttle and will sit at 55mph on the road, does around 40mpg and can i just fill up at the pump without messing about with oil. Probably do about 150 to 200 miles before the low level light comes on for the two stroke oil but i just refill after every ride. I don't like the maintenance schedule but its a two stroke and to be expected on the plus side its easy to rebuild and i don't like oil pump as its electronic and scares me as it looks so fragile would have prefered a mechanical pump like the old DT's had years ago i carry a small bottle of oil as an emergency measure if the pump did fail, lots of people go back to premix but that defeats the reason i bought the bike being oil injected was the only reason considered buying it

I love white bread cant beat a fresh thick slice toasted and covered in real butter unfortunately for me its no good for diabetics

Its a mirror, now i know that's going to fuck with your mind

In the time between posting that and now I've checked the Beta over oiled the chain topped up the two stroke oil and changed the front and rear pads might have had another ride in them but didn't want to take the chance as i don't know how far we'll go tomorrow

Looks like i'm out on the bike tomorrow now got a man I've never met picking me up in a van in the morning and taking me up country for some riding

No their all from Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, or Slovenia at least anyone working in a hotel bar or restaurant are, very rare i hear a welsh accent when ordering a pint

Looks like we are having a good weekend weather wise not sure what i'm doing yet might be at a bike do Saturday night and sleep in the marmite wagon again got to see what the missus wants to do as i don't care either way Back in Rhyl and Prestatyn next week with work fucking place is full of scousers on holiday

Your in for it now wait until he catches up with you

Show them the photo i'm sure they will be very quick making the correct decision once they finished fighting for the bathroom

I just reported him always wanted to try that button out

Top job Bob

Bald is not something anyone has control of like being tall or short, but over or under weight is fair game make sure you tether yourself to a fat guy when your on the beach today i hear the wind is picking up give us a purpose