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you can call me what you like, makes no odds to me mate. Looooong time since anybody called me shortly though...

well good luck with that! ?

yaeh, bozo just fucked our season. up to that point we were still hoping.

what surgery you having Tym?

I'm with Tym on this one, but only cos I didn't undsrstand a fucking word of what Pete or Buck said.

I know a girl called "Tor" and was going to ask her, but then actually read the thread...

its a toyota Pete, my goddaughter who was still very small at the time called it the Tatayoyo, and the name has stuck.

I call BS. but then what the fuck do I know? I've also never owned a new vehicle in my life, the most recent being Tatayoyo which is 8 yrs old.

"same"

I've been using the sma etyres on the Tiger since I got it and am on the 3rd set. I quite like them, I know Pete says he had them slip ot on him but I find them fine. To be fair, when I bought the Tiger the whole package was so awesome compared to the old tralp that I probably wouldn't have noticed anything untoward from the tyres, but I'm still happy with them now so I guess that I should probably be concerned that my riding is sufficienty inept to render tyre choice irrelevant.

I've been using my phone on the bike since I got the Tiger and went all modern and gadgety. not had a problem wit it yet, excpet that it tends to overheat in the summer.

it really is a shame that the French don't have the same reaction of hilarity to innuendo and bum jokes cos the scope in their maritime terminology is even more extensive than ours... I just have to snigger quietly to myself at my own smutty "carry on up the canal" jokes ?

It didn't bother me at all. not being able to ride was frustrating though.

not to mention Futtocks, Buttocks, rowlocks and bollards...

still 11 hrs to go till the weekend here...

I'vs had an official invitation from the govt to go get my vaccination. I went to the doc who said, well they're fucking optimistic I have no vaccin left and cannot order anymore... Theres a phrase about piss ups and breweries that springs to mind. I'm sure it's those sneaky english keeping all the vaccins for themselves... ?

well they just shut Paris. AND, they've done if from friday night which means the fuckers cant run away to the countryside before they're locked down. So, Paris and surrounding area ( Ile de France), northeastern France and the Alpes Maritimes ( Nice) are semi locked down from tomorrow night. essential stores only, allowd outside with a valid reason but only in a 10k radius of home. Rest of France maintains curfewbut that is eased from 18h00 to 19h00 through to 06H00.

I pay 330€ a year fully comp for the tiger including breakdown cover. it was about 200 for the transalp. I have been quoted less by other companies but the garanties are lower an the service I have had from AXA has been second to none.

Pete, you seem t have the knack for creating haven's for oddities, the "not so normal". you should really get a large subvention from the EU for looking after the handicapped. Handicapped? Yup, Buck is a multiple expat who drives a harly and rides a bus, Bruce is Saffer and rides a boat, You're a taffy dago, I'm half frog, Tym is unstable, Bob... well Bob has a Bristol accent, Grasshopper is a girl ( and fixes her bikes in a tent) Cattee lives in Norfolk FFS!, various other members come from the dark side (of the atlantic) Yen puts up ride reports from abandoned toilets... lets face it, Pedro's probably the most normal person in here and he's portugese. all of these conditions should be considered a handicap. Is it really surprising that our collective "Humour" is not readily comprehensible to all and sundry? I like it, Thank you for keeping it going despite what "normal " people might say or do.

no he wouldn't. but his wife would if he could be bothered to ask her

That's never stopped the rest of us

allo allo

Twins ( reduced) birthday party this afternoon so I shall find something very important that needs looking at somewhere else...

not that I'm aware of, but then we have a much better class of illegal immigrants here.

Did you miss me? I had some heavy family shit to deal with and didn't feel capable of pretending everything's normal whilst dealing with it. Done and dusted now, except for some administrative details that will take ages to sort out just cos that's how the burocracy works over here. With a bit of luck, and a smidge of decent weather I should be riding again tomorrow, as I will need to hide from the twins birthday party ( albeit a reduced one). Right now I have 2 weeks worth of drivel on here to read in order to catch up.