Pedro

Ditch her, when she goes to the ladies room on a service station somewhere in Germany ... Just turn the Citroen's go dial to 11 and blast off

Thank you, that's just hilarious! One of those laughing yellow guys on the bottom of the post wasn't enough, I loved that!

Even smarter, I've never met her and I'm not looking forward to it either She must be really hot though, surely there's something to her...

It's done 3000 kms and 4 oil changes ...

I see your work Pete, you evil genius

Sounds like he's the smart one ...

If there's no ride report, everyone will just assume you were stuck on a dry mud hole and did nothing else all day...

Watch out, you don’t want to mess wit him, he’s a really scary dude

Probably emissions in a couple of years time? Rear cylinder heat issues with the fairing/tank? I'm very curious.

That dude's hair! What the fuck?

Tomorrow I shall take Costa out for a little walk in the morning, and then getting on my bike and riding home. It's a 2,5 hour motorway ride but I've got a feeling it'll take way longer than that as I'll check out some smaller roads that look twisty on the map. Unless the weather is shitty. Ducati is currently touring Portuguese dealers with a couple of DesertX bikes for showing them off and they're close by today, but I'm resisting going to see them as the local dealership is so unfriendly. I am tempted to give one a proper look in a few months once they're out though, what you think of that engine @boboneleg?

Well I never thought I would see the day... Lovely place to ride around!

pus faced ballsacks?

Sounds like a perfect storm

they're probably in California, so can't blame them for that really

Can he still do that at will, write both ways? That is a cool skill!

However, there's a point to be made regarding public health about moving car pollution away from crowded places and into electricity production locations. I agree with what you're saying, though.

What about in the European side? No policies regarding brits? I ask because I find it funny that everyone I hear always talks about what the UK demands of people going back instead of what Europe demands of people coming over.

I read "this angel gave the owl a rag"

These testers treat every bike like a racebike, it's almost amusing.

I have modded my bike's ECU with an ant poison trap ... this is my life!

No vodka around the bike, either

I haven't received a shipment for over a week now, shit´s not funny