Pedro

Maybe they had to get the big van to deliver it!

That was one cool little monkey, it was his personality that got him nominated

My submission now features a monkey which shows that anyone can ride a GS and even monkeys have taste!

Can you not easily buy burguers from a butcher in the UK?

Those boots look amazing, well done! mine looked amazing three days ago. Good thing about nicely prepped boots is that with just a dry show brush you can clean most of the new dirt away in seconds as it just falls off.

That’s not a light pan, either!

She’s depressed, fat, ugly, overeating crap, unmotivated, her situation is sad and you don’t get out of that easily. Her husband is obviously not a big force in enthusiasm and positiveness either, that started way before her. They got together and two individual bad energies combined into a big one.

Just continuing with your own joke, dude

It’s going to be a pair of pants or boots or whatever. Or a generator! A Goldwing would be cool though!

You joke, the beef and bacon are cut and ground in front of me, then pressed slightly. I season it with salt and sometimes pepper and that’s it! Plus, don’t ruin bacon and chorizo! edit: bacon is an extra for special burguers, normal ones are 100% beef and they work perfectly

Don’t know who Edward is, but I buy burguers from Sérgio and there is only beef and bacon on his burguers!

There was one at the Ducati dealer 30km away before releasing, to go and have a sit. I didn't go, made myself unaware of it. Saw one a couple of days ago, on the street in Algarve, it looked nice in real life. Thing is, in order to buy one you have to deal with Ducati dealers, I hate them here.

Head is fine, the rest I don’t know… Waiting on the ferry now

From what gets posted around here, all the men around drive on winter tires and all the women with big smiles!

Like i said, you can spot that from a tiny picture in a phone

This means: "I got on and had friend bring me motorcycles every two years in vans!"

Bloody hell, even the chinese nowadays can't be chinese anymore without being copied and bettered at their own thing. Hard days!

I wonder what the public opinion nowadays would think of that practice.

You can see how stiff that frame is from way over here, just look at that front tube

I like horses: petting them on the head and feeding them apples and sugar, riding them is best left to other people

They’re refunding you? You’re not dealing with real chinese!

I know nothing about kids or parenting, but good on you for defending her as that’s what she absolutely needs above all else. Maybe she needs a trailbike or a motocross bike after that, too!

I rode to the Algarve, and am now getting slightly drunk before going to my room and posting a report. Fucking winter, can’t believe I’ve eaten and am almost over with my wine and it’s still almost not even dinner time. I’ll be pretty upset if I catch britishness from here! There’s still time untill it gets deep though, sat around a place trying to get a pre meal aperitif but it was full of drunken brits at 18:30