Skippy

I’ve eaten plenty of those. Did I just say that our aloud?

What’s wrong with your CB 500 X?

He’d ask them if they wanted to take part in a poll.

Christ almighty mate they’ve got loads of bikes, surely something takes your fancy? ………….let’s make this simple; what do you want?

A unicorn probably………as long as it’s not a Chinese or Indian unicorn.

What about my bloke at Motoreestreno in Alicante? He’s pretty good at returning calls etc or is that a bit far mate?

Good

@boboneleg gets mine because it’s made me want to do the Stella Alpina

No my arse is still in tatters from two weeks ago

Proper fuck all, that’s what I’m doing. Too hot to go out on the bike.

We’re all adults……….

My oldest mate, with more money than you can shake a stick at, already has a Triumph Bobber and an absolute mint Honda VRF400 told me yesterday from the balcony of his Lake Como swanky pad that he’s tempted by the Aprilia Tuareg 660………..damn him, I could be tempted but it’ll have to wait a bit.

Serves him right, he’s a left handed gimp.

Can someone wake me up when this is over.

No idea but I’m bored now.

Nevermind that, I didn’t realise she was married to Si King (the taller Hairy Biker).

Because Kenny grew up on dirt bikes and was more than comfortable with the arse-end moving around……….now that reminds me of my first wife…….did I ever tell you about the time………

Stop it. I’ve got to be a good boy.

Not sure yet but may get the bike out for a spin on Sunday, all depends on how fecking hot it turns out to be.

I bet when you had that thought you didn’t even consider actually writing it did you? But then it was too late.

Needs must mate……….can’t deny their practicality but they ain’t ever gonna win a beauty prize.

Sound advice Bob. She’s sounds like proper cunt so it wouldn’t be a loss.

I’ve had two Busas and never found them uncomfortable. Been two up with the missus to the south of France, rode to Lloret de Mar with mates at warp speed and even did a track day on one at Donnington Park……….got a few snobby looks from the track day specialists on their race prepped 998’s, Blades and R1’s but fuck ‘em.

Anyone can be lucky just once