Buckster

So on Sunday afternoon I decided to take a run out as the temperature was up to a near Caribbean level of 12c. I headed south into the Scottish Borders to the popular spot of Moffat but other than a sprinkling of power rangers and a few born agains it was quiet. My new exhausts were attracting a lot of admiring looks from the ladies. From there I headed to St Mary's Loch for a bit of cottaging. I was alone in the toilets though so I just took a piss instead. Again there weren't a lot of bikes, I did speak to a Polish couple who were on a Harley Electra Glide and I had a cigar break. Then I headed back using a single track road I wanted to explore. This took me past Megget Reservoir.

You are the baron of the scheme now.

Doesn't make me a bad person.

Nice shot next to the bins.

If they have sorted out the issues with the finish quality then it could be a winner.

So have you still got the busa or have you bought a Chinese scooter?

Sounds like something from one of those specialist sites you visit, this a motorcycle forum.

Trapped in a ditch in his bin lorry

Ride report.

What are you losers doing? I’m working today but plan of giving the bike a clean and getting out tomorrow to give the new zorsts a run.

Sunny here with a chance of meatballs.

What do you say @Clive?

Are you trying to say that @Pedro is a fat lad?

Ironic that the dildo is nestled between the butt cheeks of the other bikes.

I’m starting a new business renting dogs to people. I’m calling it “We lease the hounds!”

Getting photographed by people on scooters that can’t ride a real bike.