Buckster

He doesn't know, he has reached that age.

He identifies as a pirate, he is gender ambiguous.

Hey @Marcel le Moose Fondler, what’s it like not being the tallest person on the forum? Personally I wouldn’t know, hence why I am asking.

You bought it? Did he take the other one off you?

You bellend, it’s not easy to see with the fork covers, there is a little bit of streaking on one of them, I am waiting to see if any runs down the fork leg over night, I noticed the front end felt a little off today, not planted at low speed and a slight drift to the left at speed if I took my hands off the bars.

Pretty sure one of my fork seals is leaking.

Why @zzzak doesn’t go outside.

And they all have a full compliment of limbs.

I have a Cardo, good bit of kit.

Matches the quality of the bike.

Says the guy who had his teeth taken out so he could suck cock better.

Not as accurate as mine.

A lot more there than in Texas.

If the cam lasts 1200 miles then it would be fine for about ten years.

Err, if she is a lesbian wouldn’t she appreciate you pointing out some nice tits on a bird? I’m pretty sure lesbians have pretty much the same tastes as straight men, that’s why they are lesbians.

Just call her “shitfer”.

Pretty sure this guy will be voting Conservative today.

I’m pretty sure the KTM parallel twin runs a 285 degree crank.

Is that a euphemism ?