Buckster

If there is no BOTM submission thread by tomorrow then we will know he is all talk.

Not that hair.

Washing my hair that day.

Do it @Clive, show busapussy how it’s done.

Ideal to protect your mangina.

The electronics are Chinese.

Not really, I smoke premium cigars for enjoyment, I don’t smoke every day and rarely have more than one during a day except when I am at rallies. That particular cigar is a large cigar so it has a corresponding price, I had a smaller one today that cost me about £5. How much does a cider in a pub cost? It’s all relative.

Per cigar.

Fixed.

The useless cunt will fuck it up.

I assume you are talking about the train.

Cost me about £20, normal UK cost about £50

I saw a few of Fred's girlfriends, it is lambing season to if Fred had been here he would have gone full nonce. I then headed to Talla Reservoir, as usual the scenery was okay. Going off the side of the road would give you a bad day here. I eventually rejoined the main road and headed back to Edinburgh.

So on Sunday afternoon I decided to take a run out as the temperature was up to a near Caribbean level of 12c. I headed south into the Scottish Borders to the popular spot of Moffat but other than a sprinkling of power rangers and a few born agains it was quiet. My new exhausts were attracting a lot of admiring looks from the ladies. From there I headed to St Mary's Loch for a bit of cottaging. I was alone in the toilets though so I just took a piss instead. Again there weren't a lot of bikes, I did speak to a Polish couple who were on a Harley Electra Glide and I had a cigar break. Then I headed back using a single track road I wanted to explore. This took me past Megget Reservoir.

You are the baron of the scheme now.

Doesn't make me a bad person.