Buckster

Made me think of Shadow.

It’s a Ducati.

Damn right!

He had never heard that one before and he won’t have heard it before next time as well.

How is your Alzheimer’s going?

Those handlebars should make wheelies a lot easier.

They are lucky, they could have ended up in Greta.

To be fair the return postage would have been pretty close to their buying in cost for the bearing.

They said I can keep it, they seemed to struggle with the concept that I told them about it.

It’s the vacuum cleaner hose to suck up the shit.

Spoke to the powder coaters expecting a turn around time in weeks and they have a two day turn around time.

You should suggest the tyre idea to her, just point at a boat with them and say you are going to that with her bike.

While you are ordering stuff, get some tyres. Then hang them at appropriate places on her bike for impact absorption.

And?

It was pristine before the gammon got there.