Buckster

Bullshit, it never rains in Scotland.

It’s that time of year when the female haggis grow wings and fly up to the mountains to mate.

I live in a 200 year old mansion house.

It's the scooter isn't it?

Are you saying he is a bit backwards?

Council estates are full of little Hitlers.

Sunny, 22c here.

Rude, how is your bike warranty?

A day in the life of Bruce.

Looks like you live in Canada.

The bike suits his pansy ass.

No, although I have upgraded.

They are reluctant to work in the schemes.

Stop trying to deflect, you only have two days a year there when it isn’t snowing, you only ride in America and you take your bike there on a trailer like a homosexual.

You mean the formula that doesn’t give you cancer?

It seems like you get a lot of bad weather there.

Now there’s an idea, we will make a chef out of you yet.

It’s completely clear what’s there, it’s a typical munchy box, deep fried sausage, fish, hamburgers, onion rings, battered fritters, chicken nuggets and haggis nuggets on a bed of chips, personally I would add salt and sauce.

I know what you are thinking and you are right… it needs bacon.

Scottish treat for @Pedro