Buckster

It’s a derivative of “you cum burping gutter slut”.

It's a classic.

Ya maw’s a beetroot. Yer bums out the windae, ye fuckin bampot. Ye’ve got a face lit a melted welly. Ya wispy-haired, leather-faced, bawbag-eyed, huffy wee fuckbumper.

You should be in a fucking asylum.

There is a theme developing here, long term exposure to the fumes from your underkaks cause people to seek out a hermit like existence away from civilisation.

He was your BFF.

Can’t remember his name now, Charlie or something.

Didn’t he go to the Peterborough rally with us?

Explains why you are a 65 year old virgin anyway.

It’s pretty telling that Bruce cannot keep a friend even by giving him a motorcycle. Perhaps next time he gives something to someone he should just leave it in a prearranged place to save the recipient the trauma of actually meeting the twat. Clive was probably counting the days until he was outed for the blowjob.

We have Bruce, he had sex with his wife once and she convinced him that was enough to get two kids.

The moustache confuses people.

Tym got psychological retirement.

Yet here you are still going on about it. You are a bunch of whiny little bitches.

To be fair, they aren’t biscuits, however Moon is a still a cunt.

Here is a massive asshole so you know what they look like.

Assholes do ride them, Bobo has one.

I’m going to stab one of you fuckers in the face anytime now.

You shaved.

Another Affy twin? The clitoris of motorcycles.

You are a bunch of sad twats, you need to get a life, it’s like watching a bunch of tramps compare puss oozing boils.

If you want to feel offended then try remembering your childhood, Uncle Joe wasn’t being nice.

Cunts.