Buckster

She should check that Windows updates have been done and probably do a network reset. Sounds like an OS issue to me.

Years ago my mother in law at the time was reading the book “The Exorcist”, she said it was the most evil thing she had ever read and she couldn’t finish it, that day she took the book and threw it in the local canal. I went and bought another copy of the book and soaked it in the bathroom sink then left it on her nightstand. My father in law later recounted that that was the first time he had ever seen his wife soil herself.

Is this you?

I don’t know where to start.

Loud Harley pipes create lives.

Working on my shed base, how far down do I need to dig to hide the smell of decomposing flesh?

Ginger shit magnet.

How long does it take to insert a robot arm up him?

Has he asked anyone to be in his gang yet?

Weather in Scotland is great.

Looks Chinese.

The most worrying thing about this is the fact that you were allowed to reproduce.

Maybe she should try eating them instead.

That’s very likely.

He is Bruce’s cabin boy.

Those guys are in my book club.

She would have to buy me a coffee first.

Send it.

I'm going to buy a job lot of creepy dolls and randomly put them in cemeteries just for shit and giggles.

The milkman.

IP can be spoofed anyway, you can block ping backs and even partition ip blocks if you choose, this would mitigate a ddos attack.

It’s okay, they have been shit for as long as I remember.