Buckster

Forget bracelets, you should be in a fucking straight jacket!

The bird.

Bruce has an intimate knowledge of the ring.

Let me extend the hand of friendship, which previously belonged to an Arabic bread thief.

You are a ginger Zuckerberg,

I’m getting spammed you bastard, two emails suggesting I visit the forum, number three and I post you a box of dog turd.

I agree, I shouldn’t have won anyway given how much of an ambassador of goodwill I have proven myself to be. Bruce still looks like a peado though.

It worked though, or have all canuk women got hairy chests?

We are both too old for you. You need a nice 4 year old turtle or some such.

He is into peado-bestiality.

I bet it’s a young monkey.

Deathwings!

Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. The lights are on but there’s nobody at home.

What a load of shite.

It’s a derivative of “you cum burping gutter slut”.

It's a classic.

Ya maw’s a beetroot. Yer bums out the windae, ye fuckin bampot. Ye’ve got a face lit a melted welly. Ya wispy-haired, leather-faced, bawbag-eyed, huffy wee fuckbumper.

You should be in a fucking asylum.

There is a theme developing here, long term exposure to the fumes from your underkaks cause people to seek out a hermit like existence away from civilisation.

He was your BFF.

Can’t remember his name now, Charlie or something.

Didn’t he go to the Peterborough rally with us?

Explains why you are a 65 year old virgin anyway.

It’s pretty telling that Bruce cannot keep a friend even by giving him a motorcycle. Perhaps next time he gives something to someone he should just leave it in a prearranged place to save the recipient the trauma of actually meeting the twat. Clive was probably counting the days until he was outed for the blowjob.