Buckster

Is her first name Timmy?

That will be in Pete’s wank bank now, it won’t help the mange.

I know the feeling, the heat from the rear cylinder is quite bad in hot weather on the hog but it’s nice when the weather is chilly.

I like the look of the Desert X.

To be fair, when zzzak says he was at the “chemists” he doesn’t mean Boots, he means a guy with dreadlocks that lives in a bin.

Damn I'm looking good.

Another paedo?

No.

I heard that the vaccine was a targeted retro virus designed to attack the genetically undesirable and enhance the genetically superior. Basically a death sentence for gingers and anyone under six foot tall.

Just keep a brick in your pocket.

I survived the attack with only a penknife. I stabbed my mate in the leg then ran away while it was eating him.

The caravan is a definite plus, grizzly bears view tent campers as pre packed food. I got uncomfortably close to a grizzly once and it very quickly makes you realise just how fragile life is.

They can’t be white either, someone has messed with the colour.

In your case it would be sock with sandal.

No they can be repealed.

The fatwa against him is still in place.

It wasn't me.

Is that for the vibration setting?

Have to work this weekend but next weekend I'm riding down to Yorkshire for a rally. What are you losers doing?

I’m hesitant to post the picture of my massive cock because I know some people will be mentally scarred by it.

I have a picture but I warn you that once you see it everything will change.

You want to see my massive cock?