Buckster

Oh fuck off.

What you say Bruce.

He is like Tym, just a little too much.

I would suggest you try @Six30 but even though you are the right height, you are much to old for him, perhaps if you wear a school uniform he will show you the inside of his van.

Didn't he join the Taliban?

@Marcel you have to let go of this gay obsession you have for me, its never going to happen.

He's a pheasant plucker and no mistake.

At this time of year the traffic is crap at weekends, I prefer riding during the week.

Do they throw chicken bones at you?

They will all be as emaciated as you then.

Pete! You have been in the bathroom for 40 minutes already! What are you doing in there?

I did 473km on Monday and I was just out for a bimble.

Working.

I learned from Pete.

You are the laughing stock of the bike world.

INFORMAL•BRITISH verb verb: bimble; 3rd person present: bimbles; past tense: bimbled; past participle: bimbled; gerund or present participle: bimbling walk or travel at a leisurely pace. "on Sunday we bimbled around Spitalfields and Brick Lane" noun noun: bimble; plural noun: bimbles a leisurely walk or journey. "we were enjoying a pleasant bimble over the rocks"

Who buys shit like this? What you say Mawsley?

Is it a Ducati?