Buckster

That's not a penis btw.

Tym.

Pete

We have free speech. Women can't become men and men can't become women. Suck it up buttercup.

You are to effeminate to be a bull dyke.

Flounced due to Tym being a knob.

All born of siblings.

So you haven’t got a bike at the moment?

The only person to buy a German BMW only to find it is worse than a Chinese one.

Peg hammer. Come on Pete, ask some dumbass questions.

We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies.

Is Laurie the replacement gimp?

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

My usual place is 162.9, the local Jet station is 168.9.

Personally I find it very gratifying to run over a scooterist and try to do it at least twice a year.

I thought you of all people would appreciate the colour.

That Schwimmwagen is cool.

I was worried that a smile would tip you over the edge and you might start stalking me instead of Tym.

It’s German, the Germans aren’t allowed to sell green tents due to the treaty of Versailles.