Buckster

You’re shitting me.

The rider looks really small, I wonder if it is based on Pete?

Great, which canoe have you got?

He’s so happy, wait until he farts, Yens would need an exhaust vent.

Honda patent.

NRA rally next week in Chesapeake.

Spend three days with him and we won’t see him for fifteen years.

Are you having Marcels baby? I bet it will be hairy and not have opposable thumbs.

and ginger.

Because midgets can only do 14kph.

Donald Trumps new car?

Well I’m convinced, convinced that the guy has some pretty good software.

Are the red bits all the bits you have visited? Asking for a friend..

But instead it ended up on the front page of this shit hole.

Yes.

A turnip?

Exactly, give them a turnip and they will do anything for you.

My bike is exempt, they don’t seem to have picked up on the fact that it is an import and does not meet the emissions criteria, they have just based it on age.

Don’t bet on it, I live in Scotland, I know how to deal with gingers.

Probably wanted to make sure the “ginger gringo demon” didn’t scare the kids, the parents already tell the stories about your exploits in the mountains where whole populations on towns have disappeared leaving only skeletons and dago midget bummer deviants. Stops the kids from wandering off at least.

It looks like there is water on your panniers as well, don’t forget to get them to sort that out as well, possibly a warranty claim.

I’m assuming that the smaller numbers here are supposed to represent miles even though you have annotated everything as “kms”. Ginger twat.