Buckster

Winterising it

28 minutes including paring the joints and cleaning the industrial mincing machine afterwards.

I bet there is either a Ducati or a Suzuki in the back of that.

Isn't it time someone gave you a bike?

I have a life, unlike you fucking losers.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky.

-8 when I got up this morning, all the way up to -7 now with freezing fog.

-6 here, just got back from the pub.

Church.

In your case the track behind you was brown.

Mr. Slowly is praying for Paris.

No snow here, we sent it all to England, fuck em.

I put the tender on for about 12 hours every couple of weeks. My bike gets used on good days over winter though.

Male so anticlockwise.

It’s a wild attack haggis.

Gay.

This morning.

Mr. Slowly walks into a bar, the barman asks him what he would like. He replies “just a beer”. The barman says “why are you looking so down?” Mr. Slowly replies “well me and the wife had an argument and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month” The barman says “so what’s so bad about that?” Mr. Slowly replies “the month ends tonight.”

At least it isn’t snowing there.

The guy in the video used to be a Midwitch Cuckoo.

Gay.

Don’t forget; Hitler rules! Where Slowly and Zzzak tell us all the different ethnicities that are bad.

Scottish gritters are out, yes those are their names.