Buckster

Done.

Apparently “Adonis” means fat wobbly cunt.

Is that your granddaughter?

You know those are going to fit well.

I knew it, South American twat.

When I had my big accident, the attending in A&E remarked that it looked like I had a bad break as my left foot was 90° to my knee. They cut my trousers and boot off and he went pale and passed out. The nurse then told me my leg was twisted 270° and bits of bone were sticking out but the good news was my ankle looked okay.

They are making a comeback, I can see one in my future.

Nah, a lot of them involve death and dismemberment and I'm pretty sure more than one could get me arrested.

I have some funny stories but I feel that you lot may not see them that way.

That’s Marcel.

I would have replied “okay, I will get it back off your successor”.

Women!

You need to film that shit.

Winter fever.

Exactly!

I’ve never found a bike that can’t be flat footed.